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Post by Smatter Noguts » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:39 pm

Just a little over 2" on Wabasis Lake, cracked and creaked going out. Everybody keeping thier distance so no communal drinking this afternoon.

Returned to the car to find a Founder's All-Day I.P.A. tucked under the windshield wiper, a couple suspect donors' cars were not about.

Ice fishermen are among the finest drunkards on the planet.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:54 pm

I really want to try ice-fishing, one day. Or, rather, sitting about a hole in the ice, preferably in a hut, drinking heavily, whilst, probably, not catching anything much besides drunk.
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Re: First Ice

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:46 pm

I want to try ice-whaling.
and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames
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Post by nileblackflame » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:13 am

Palinka wrote:I really want to try ice-fishing, one day. Or, rather, sitting about a hole in the ice, preferably in a hut, drinking heavily, whilst, probably, not catching anything much besides drunk.
I'm with Palinka on this one. Just once or twice, any reason to get loaded sounds good here!

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Re: First Ice

Post by Patchez » Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:53 pm

MDM Ice Fishing Tournament?
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Re: First Ice

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:19 pm

Patchez wrote:MDM Ice Fishing Tournament?
Now, how in the hell would we work out who won?
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Re: First Ice

Post by BeerMakesMeSmart » Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:43 pm

Palinka wrote:
Patchez wrote:MDM Ice Fishing Tournament?
Now, how in the hell would we work out who won?
Wouldn't we all be winners?
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Post by Crystal » Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:53 pm

I want in on this Everyone-Wins-Ice-Fishing-MDM-Tourney
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Re: First Ice

Post by BBoozer » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:38 am

Palinka wrote:
Patchez wrote:MDM Ice Fishing Tournament?
Now, how in the hell would we work out who won?
Well, it would be based on the "weight of fish *times* volume of alcohol imbibed / body mass (of the ice fisher)" factor. Clearly.

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Re: First Ice

Post by Patchez » Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:59 am

BBoozer wrote:
Palinka wrote:
Patchez wrote:MDM Ice Fishing Tournament?
Now, how in the hell would we work out who won?
Well, it would be based on the "weight of fish *times* volume of alcohol imbibed / body mass (of the ice fisher)" factor. Clearly.
This seems like a reasonable solution. Smaller fish mean you need to hooch more to stay in the running. Bigger fish means you need to hooch more to stay in the lead. Fat bastard like me... well, i'll need to hooch more just get on the board.
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