Are some of you living with semi-dries?

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Are some of you living with semi-dries?

Post by Mr Boozificator » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:47 pm

Are some of you actually living (like married and so and so) with semi-dries and if so, is it something difficult to keep working?
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:20 pm

Yes, and no.
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Post by Mr Boozificator » Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:19 pm

Palinka wrote:Yes, and no.
Good to know: there this quite incredible girl hitting on me and she wants something serious apparently, but she is close to being a dry, so I am taking my time. Maybe I shouldn't because she is smart, hot as hell and 14 years younger than I am. It might not be a good idea to keep her waiting.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:49 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:... It might not be a good idea to keep her waiting.
It might not be a good idea at all...
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Re: Are some of you living with semi-dries?

Post by Smatter Noguts » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:25 pm

My wife is nearly dry, save for a glass of wine every 3 weeks or so.

It has worked great for the last 24 years.

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Re: Are some of you living with semi-dries?

Post by Zippy » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:51 pm

Hell, go for it. It won't work out but you'll have something worth trying to remember.

My wife is a sem-idry. I call her the Countess because she is always asking, "How many is that?" Still, she does drink
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Re: Are some of you living with semi-dries?

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:19 pm

I am only attracted to chicks that try to outdrink me. But still I'd say go for it man, you never know. It may kill ya but whatta ya gonna do, eh?
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Re: Are some of you living with semi-dries?

Post by JimLahey » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:01 pm

Glad you found a cool chick! I advise against moving in with her though. The whole "maybe you've had enough" shit will eventually start. Maybe it's just me, but I value my privacy and freedom above pretty much everything. Invite her in, have fun, let her sleep over, go out with her, but don't have her sign the lease.

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Re: Are some of you living with semi-dries?

Post by sloweducation » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:13 pm

My lady prefers the weed. She has a 6 pack of High Life every weekend but nothing else. She makes great food though, and gives me huge drinks when she is high.

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Post by Lush City » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:40 pm

Palinka wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:... It might not be a good idea to keep her waiting.
It might not be a good idea at all...
Will vouch for that.
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Post by Savage » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:19 pm

Lush City wrote:
Palinka wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:... It might not be a good idea to keep her waiting.
It might not be a good idea at all...
Will vouch for that.
oh my goodness yes. never keep a lady waiting, lest you find yourself ladyless.
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Re: Are some of you living with semi-dries?

Post by Judge » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:26 pm

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Post by NYDingbat » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:31 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:
Palinka wrote:Yes, and no.
Good to know: there this quite incredible girl hitting on me and she wants something serious apparently, but she is close to being a dry, so I am taking my time. Maybe I shouldn't because she is smart, hot as hell and 14 years younger than I am. It might not be a good idea to keep her waiting.
She's French. Doesn't she at least drink wine? Isn't that like the law over there?
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Re: Re:

Post by Mr Boozificator » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:39 am

NYDingbat wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:
Palinka wrote:Yes, and no.
Good to know: there this quite incredible girl hitting on me and she wants something serious apparently, but she is close to being a dry, so I am taking my time. Maybe I shouldn't because she is smart, hot as hell and 14 years younger than I am. It might not be a good idea to keep her waiting.
She's French. Doesn't she at least drink wine? Isn't that like the law over there?
Nope not French, not French at all: she's living on your side of the pond.
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Re: Are some of you living with semi-dries?

Post by Bur » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:43 am

Russians also like their snacks with vodka.

On the topic itself I shall not discuss as taking relationship advice from me is like driving a car to a wall. You will most likely end up with relatively same amount of injuries in the end of it.

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