Can you send me some of your hair for the bot's merkin? Nice and bushy please.
Are some of you living with semi-dries? (or dries)
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Re: Who here's married to a non-drinker?
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Re: Who here's married to a non-drinker?
Or a she-bot that dispenses your favorite liquor from one nipple and a cheese sauce from the other. You'd still have to buy the crackers but it'd a fun time I'm sure.
Re: Who here's married to a non-drinker?
You could bake the gunk between oettinger's toes for some ersatz crackers, after you take his flip flops and tube socks off.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:32 pmOr a she-bot that dispenses your favorite liquor from one nipple and a cheese sauce from the other. You'd still have to buy the crackers but it'd a fun time I'm sure.
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Re: Who here's married to a non-drinker?
Tempting as organic imported crackers are, I'll stick with saltines.Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:33 pmYou could bake the gunk between oettinger's toes for some ersatz crackers, after you take his flip flops and tube socks off.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:32 pmOr a she-bot that dispenses your favorite liquor from one nipple and a cheese sauce from the other. You'd still have to buy the crackers but it'd a fun time I'm sure.
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I've dated drunk women before. That doesn't work for me. Somebody has to be able to drive home.
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Re: Who here's married to a non-drinker?
I cannot express how much joy this thread has given me, lol
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Re: Who here's married to a non-drinker?
My wife drinks some. Not to excess but enough to get "happy". She only minds my drinking when I'm snot slinging drunk. So I save that for when she's asleep of away visiting family. Or if I go some where with out her. Sometimes when she's around, then she get pissy. I'm such a loveable bastard that she never stays mad for long.
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Re: Who here's married to a non-drinker?
Dude Saltines rock! And Triscuits or as Badfellow says "Tryin' ta be a biscuit". Many a time we have had cracker discussions on this board. There should be a dedicated thread.scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:06 pm
Tempting as organic imported crackers are, I'll stick with saltines.
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Very good logic, however these days I have found that Uber and Lyft have been a royal godsend (aside from those pesky rapey and roofie incidents they've been involved in of course). No more designated drivers, ever! At our drunkard Vegas meet up, that's the only way we rolled.
Also when I was traveling alone, it was awesome having Uber picking my drunk ass up at 3 a.m. so even I didn't have to drive my rental car.
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