Are some of you living with semi-dries? (or dries)

Nausea · Post by **Nausea** » Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:30 pm

Badfellow wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:20 am

Nausea wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:24 am
I'm married to my whiskey. So, no problem. It understands me better than any woman could.
Build yourself a she-bot that dispenses Kentucky Deeluxe from her nipples.

Can you send me some of your hair for the bot's merkin? Nice and bushy please.

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:32 pm

Or a she-bot that dispenses your favorite liquor from one nipple and a cheese sauce from the other. You'd still have to buy the crackers but it'd a fun time I'm sure.

Nausea · Post by **Nausea** » Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:33 pm

scream ale wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:32 pm
Or a she-bot that dispenses your favorite liquor from one nipple and a cheese sauce from the other. You'd still have to buy the crackers but it'd a fun time I'm sure.

You could bake the gunk between oettinger's toes for some ersatz crackers, after you take his flip flops and tube socks off.

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:06 pm

Nausea wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:33 pm

scream ale wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:32 pm
Or a she-bot that dispenses your favorite liquor from one nipple and a cheese sauce from the other. You'd still have to buy the crackers but it'd a fun time I'm sure.
You could bake the gunk between oettinger's toes for some ersatz crackers, after you take his flip flops and tube socks off.

Tempting as organic imported crackers are, I'll stick with saltines.

RIPT2.0 · Post by **RIPT2.0** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:51 pm

I've dated drunk women before. That doesn't work for me. Somebody has to be able to drive home.

Rye and Coke · Post by **Rye and Coke** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:28 pm

I cannot express how much joy this thread has given me, lol

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:55 pm

My wife drinks some. Not to excess but enough to get "happy". She only minds my drinking when I'm snot slinging drunk. So I save that for when she's asleep of away visiting family. Or if I go some where with out her. Sometimes when she's around, then she get pissy. I'm such a loveable bastard that she never stays mad for long.

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:12 am

scream ale wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:06 pm

Tempting as organic imported crackers are, I'll stick with saltines.

Dude Saltines rock! And Triscuits or as Badfellow says "Tryin' ta be a biscuit". Many a time we have had cracker discussions on this board. There should be a dedicated thread.

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:16 am

Sammy wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:51 pm
I've dated drunk women before. That doesn't work for me. Somebody has to be able to drive home.

Very good logic, however these days I have found that Uber and Lyft have been a royal godsend (aside from those pesky rapey and roofie incidents they've been involved in of course). No more designated drivers, ever! At our drunkard Vegas meet up, that's the only way we rolled.

Also when I was traveling alone, it was awesome having Uber picking my drunk ass up at 3 a.m. so even I didn't have to drive my rental car.

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