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Experience fear!

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Read the following article and fear for your bacon:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20972018
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And there is even more to fear; ice cubes that will, no doubt eventually, control your ability to get another drink at a bar.
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how long until livestock become endangered?
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Palinka wrote:And there is even more to fear; ice cubes that will, no doubt eventually, control your ability to get another drink at a bar.
That's it, fetch your torches and pitchforks gentlemen, I believe some scientists have too much time on their hands and need a visit from a good old angry mob.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Palinka wrote:And there is even more to fear; ice cubes that will, no doubt eventually, control your ability to get another drink at a bar.
That's it, fetch your torches and pitchforks gentlemen, I believe some scientists have too much time on their hands and need a visit from a good old angry mob.
I found a wooden spoon, can I still join in?

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Palinka wrote:And there is even more to fear; ice cubes that will, no doubt eventually, control your ability to get another drink at a bar.
That's it, fetch your torches and pitchforks gentlemen, I believe some scientists have too much time on their hands and need a visit from a good old angry mob.
The article says it was just some student at MIT, and he purports that he blacked out after THREE drinks. I'll let him have the ice cubes; he probably also wears ear plugs to parties in case the music is too loud.

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Bur wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:
Palinka wrote:And there is even more to fear; ice cubes that will, no doubt eventually, control your ability to get another drink at a bar.
That's it, fetch your torches and pitchforks gentlemen, I believe some scientists have too much time on their hands and need a visit from a good old angry mob.
I found a wooden spoon, can I still join in?
Of course, bring an enraged polar bear or two with you though, will you?
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imagine if they could print a beer

press the button on your keyboard

get beer

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This is the next step toward Soylent Green. You'll never take me alive, you commies!
http://youtu.be/SVpN312hYgU
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why y'all hatin' on the meat tree?
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