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I'm on my way to NY. Suggestions?

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So, any place that NY Dingbat wouldn't have mentioned already?
Oh, also, I'll probably be annexing a few blocks while I'm there. Not really work you know, but the casual conquering.
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Small town fella in the big City? Forget about it. The Big Apple's gonna eat you alive.

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turn back, go home. no one really wants to pay a cover to drink eleven dollar pbrs. good street food though.
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Find out where this chick works and go punch her in the cock:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/1 ... ostpopular

I understand some of her issues but she's fucking 27.
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Judge wrote:Find out where this chick works and go punch her in the cock:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/1 ... ostpopular

I understand some of her issues but she's fucking 27.
Hehehehe....if you google "cunt punt", her pic comes up....
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Pizza.

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Judge wrote:Find out where this chick works and go punch her in the cock:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/1 ... ostpopular

I understand some of her issues but she's fucking 27.
She fucking deserves it for sure. She is pure shit dunked in a bucket of poop. I'd go there and leave no tip whatsoever. Fucking bitch.
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Judge wrote:Find out where this chick works and go punch her in the cock...
From all of us, please?*

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This passes for journalism? I mean, come on... Number three really cheesed me though. My local is NOT a dive, and we're a pretty big tourist trap, yet the prices are well within reason (4-5 for a draft microbrew, 3.50 for a captain and coke, 5 for a marg). My brother paid fourteen for a double rum and coke (rail rum, not even a name on the bottle) last time we were in NYC. I don;t see the attraction to cities, or why everyone from them turns into an uppity :-X
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I moved from a city to a town. And I instantly became a bastard. Is this how it works?
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Bur wrote:I moved from a city to a town. And I instantly became a bastard. Is this how it works?
Yes. Just "Ask Savage"...
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She is a poor reflection of those from my home city. We are far better than that, and please excuse my language, we are far better than that piece of shit.

Enjoy your time in NYC Mr. Boozificator, I'd get you righteously trashed if I were still there.
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Judge wrote:Find out where this chick works and go punch her in the cock:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/1 ... ostpopular

I understand some of her issues but she's fucking 27.
Applebee's is hiring...that's about her speed.
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McSorley's is supposed to be a nice old place, but the very fact I've heard of it means it will be crowded with tourists.
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