Goddamn Bakersfield...

[Judge]

Spent first half of this momentous day driving from Santa Rosa to San Francisco and back (65 miles each way) then from Santa Rosa to Bakersfield (about 5 1/2 hours). It's 10:41, I'm undrunk as a judge. The hotel is less than I expected, the floor is tilted, the place smells funny, no elevator, the bar is the http://www.bullshedbarandgrill.comfull of 20 somethings well into their cups (Bakersfield 20 somethings), so the 4x4's are doing donuts in the back parking lot (my room backs up to the 99). I may have seen a roach but don't tell the wife, I'm bushed.

After passing a hundred DelTacos, Arbys, LOWES, etc...we finally found a place to buy booze.

In our room, passing on the bar scene tonight due to not wanting to deal with a place that advertises "TJD on tap" (???) I plan on working my self into a watered down AnheiserBush coma and getting up and going to the funeral.

Hope you all have been having a great time.

Happy Anniversary Frank!

[steved2112]

Spent first half of this momentous day driving from Santa Rosa to San Francisco and back (65 miles each way) then from Santa Rosa to Bakersfield (about 5 1/2 hours). It's 10:41, I'm undrunk as a judge. The hotel is less than I expected, the floor is tilted, the place smells funny, no elevator, the bar is the bullshedbarandgrill.com full of 20 somethings well into their cups (Bakersfield 20 somethings), so the 4x4's are doing donuts in the back parking lot (my room backs up to the 99). I may have seen a roach but don't tell the wife, I'm bushed.

After passing a hundred DelTacos, Arbys, LOWES, etc...we finally found a place to buy booze.

In our room, passing on the bar scene tonight due to not wanting to deal with a place that advertises "TJD on tap" (???) I plan on working my self into a watered down AnheiserBush coma and getting up and going to the funeral.

Hope you all have been having a great time.

Happy Anniversary Frank!

Lead on, Judge. Lead on.

[Barca]

I hope this ends with some Dwight Yoakam/ Buck Owens.

[ruiner]

theres a place in MN just like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlI7vaxBm9o

[Judge]

I hope this ends with some Dwight Yoakam/ Buck Owens.

Yeah, the Crystal Palace is just down the road from here, Buck is dead too.

[Judge]

This dump is supposed to be haunted (according to one of the intertron reviews). For what I paid for this room I want to see some fucking ghosts. Lets see if I can drink enough to pull back the veil a bit.

[Barca]

I hope this ends with some Dwight Yoakam/ Buck Owens.

Yeah, the Crystal Palace is just down the road from here, Buck is dead too.

I miss you both.... in different ways.

[ruiner]

This dump is supposed to be haunted (according to one of the intertron reviews). For what I paid for this room I want to see some fucking ghosts. Lets see if I can drink enough to pull back the veil a bit.

making a phone call, i'm sure there are some blondes that would love to know this info.

[Modern Drunkard]

Happy birthday to me? Happy birthday to you, you magnificent bastard. It's you and Palinka the other stalwarts who kept this shit together. Slainche and whatever the fuck they say!

[Judge]

Yep, definitely a roach. And some kid puked on the stairs, looks like a pasta dish. He hit 5 stairs so I give it a 4.5

[Crystal]

Hey everyone, it's Crystal. I saw a cockroach on the mini microwave. Not sure where it went, but I can't see it, so I am pretending it didn't happen. Still waiting on those ghosts.

[Savage]

God Bless the working boy. I made him a cake, but the earwigs ate it.

[mistah willies]

This dump is supposed to be haunted... For what I paid for this room I want to see some fucking ghosts. Lets see if I can drink enough to pull back the veil a bit.

Fan-fucking-tastic MDM Quotable.

Without a proton pack as well.





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[Fast Cast]

Spent first half of this momentous day driving from Santa Rosa to San Francisco and back (65 miles each way) then from Santa Rosa to Bakersfield (about 5 1/2 hours). It's 10:41, I'm undrunk as a judge. The hotel is less than I expected, the floor is tilted, the place smells funny, no elevator, the bar is the http://www.bullshedbarandgrill.comfull of 20 somethings well into their cups (Bakersfield 20 somethings), so the 4x4's are doing donuts in the back parking lot (my room backs up to the 99). I may have seen a roach but don't tell the wife, I'm bushed.

After passing a hundred DelTacos, Arbys, LOWES, etc...we finally found a place to buy booze.

In our room, passing on the bar scene tonight due to not wanting to deal with a place that advertises "TJD on tap" (???) I plan on working my self into a watered down AnheiserBush coma and getting up and going to the funeral.

Hope you all have been having a great time.

Happy Anniversary Frank!

The fucking horror!

Sounds like the Mexicali Blues, except all scrambled up and backwards.

[Oggar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5P6zdlPJ34

Sorry to hear you're at a funeral, but roach motels always make for better stories.