So my granddaugter has permananemty muyoved in with us. Her mother wass supposed to put everything in storage. But when I got back from Bakersfield I have a garage full of crap. My daughter says she has no more room in storage. So I'm looking at everything.
Everything includesw the PS3 my dad bought her a few Xmas' ago. Then there is her 14" flat screen TV for her room. Her mother's 27" TV and then the 55" flat screen.
My daughter says she has no room for all of it in storage. So, since I'm giving up my home office room for the kid, I decide, I'm storing the 55" in her room hooked up to the Playstation. Yep, the 11 year old will have a giant screen TV 4.5' away from her bed and she will be happy......for about 13 minutes until she wants something else.
But her mom will be all, " that's my TV" and I'll be all, "I'll store it where I want unless you want to pay me storage."
I live in a white trash existence.
Yet I'm OK with it. Early death I believe is part of the bargain, I'm ok with thattoo.
Having a sleep over with her 5th grade friends. Takes me back to the 90's when I did this with my daughters. I sat in the kitchen drinking beer then too.
Hapyy Weekned drinunks. Looks like more popcorn needs to be nuked.
Wow, I re-read all this and shoudl delete it for being a whiny bitch but I'll let it stand for now.
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Coolist Grampa in the world
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
Well, now it's captured for posterity. And fuck, man; you are doing them one hell of a turn. I guess that no more Modern Drunkards will be showing up and passing out, for a while. Huh?Judge wrote:So my granddaugter has permananemty muyoved in with us. Her mother wass supposed to put everything in storage. But when I got back from Bakersfield I have a garage full of crap. My daughter says she has no more room in storage. So I'm looking at everything.
Everything includesw the PS3 my dad bought her a few Xmas' ago. Then there is her 14" flat screen TV for her room. Her mother's 27" TV and then the 55" flat screen.
My daughter says she has no room for all of it in storage. So, since I'm giving up my home office room for the kid, I decide, I'm storing the 55" in her room hooked up to the Playstation. Yep, the 11 year old will have a giant screen TV 4.5' away from her bed and she will be happy......for about 13 minutes until she wants something else.
But her mom will be all, " that's my TV" and I'll be all, "I'll store it where I want unless you want to pay me storage."
I live in a white trash existence.
Yet I'm OK with it. Early death I believe is part of the bargain, I'm ok with thattoo.
Having a sleep over with her 5th grade friends. Takes me back to the 90's when I did this with my daughters. I sat in the kitchen drinking beer then too.
Hapyy Weekned drinunks. Looks like more popcorn needs to be nuked.
Wow, I re-read all this and shoudl delete it for being a whiny bitch but I'll let it stand for now.
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
Fuck that. If I say they can be here they can be here. Casino has threatend to show up for the new StarTrek movie but he often can't hang. He made it for the last one so who knows.Palinka wrote:Well, now it's captured for posterity. And fuck, man; you are doing them one hell of a turn. I guess that no more Modern Drunkards will be showing up and passing out, for a while. Huh?Judge wrote:So my granddaugter has permananemty muyoved in with us. Her mother wass supposed to put everything in storage. But when I got back from Bakersfield I have a garage full of crap. My daughter says she has no more room in storage. So I'm looking at everything.
Everything includesw the PS3 my dad bought her a few Xmas' ago. Then there is her 14" flat screen TV for her room. Her mother's 27" TV and then the 55" flat screen.
My daughter says she has no room for all of it in storage. So, since I'm giving up my home office room for the kid, I decide, I'm storing the 55" in her room hooked up to the Playstation. Yep, the 11 year old will have a giant screen TV 4.5' away from her bed and she will be happy......for about 13 minutes until she wants something else.
But her mom will be all, " that's my TV" and I'll be all, "I'll store it where I want unless you want to pay me storage."
I live in a white trash existence.
Yet I'm OK with it. Early death I believe is part of the bargain, I'm ok with thattoo.
Having a sleep over with her 5th grade friends. Takes me back to the 90's when I did this with my daughters. I sat in the kitchen drinking beer then too.
Hapyy Weekned drinunks. Looks like more popcorn needs to be nuked.
Wow, I re-read all this and shoudl delete it for being a whiny bitch but I'll let it stand for now.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
Mate, both you and I know that Casino will br happy to pass-out on whatever spare bit of floor covering you have going. So no worries, there.Judge wrote:Fuck that. If I say they can be here they can be here. Casino has threatend to show up for the new StarTrek movie but he often can't hang. He made it for the last one so who knows.
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
Have you considered pawning that tech?
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
Very much ...One for the Frog wrote:Have you considered pawning that tech?
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
Living the dream.
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
Yep...Grandpa pretty much pegged the needle on the ol' Cool-O-Meter.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
I'll be much cooler once I pull this off. So far broken desks, damaged hands/feet, great amounts of stuff I have no idea what to do with and still a bed to buy. I'm giving myself a week to get it all together. This is a bigger project than I thought. I have enough stuff in that room to fill a 2 bedroom apartment.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
If only Grampa new how to spell "coolest."
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
What if he really meant coolist? How would you possibly know he didn't?Crystal wrote:If only Grampa new how to spell "coolest."
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
I will be on the Cool List for Grampas if I have anything to say about it.One for the Frog wrote:What if he really meant coolist? How would you possibly know he didn't?Crystal wrote:If only Grampa new how to spell "coolest."
And not the "Coolish Grampa," either. That would be sad.
But let's not split hairs of the dog, right?
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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
shush up, you. he knows where you live.Crystal wrote:If only Grampa new how to spell "coolest."
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
Here's a plan: your one daughter moves in with your other daughter and you get the grandchild and the choice of which techs to keep at your house. Win-win! Eh? Eh?
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Re: Coolist Grampa in the world
Just so long as he can spell the important stuff, like "rent guarantor"...
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