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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:47 pm

I am what i am and that's all that I am.
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Blackneto » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:06 am

I'm Athos as portrayed by Oliver Reed or John Malkovich.
it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.

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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Lush City » Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:30 pm

tdcwillies wrote:I am an alcohol-based life form. I come in pieces. I mean you no ham.
I am Sam
Sam I am
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
Now I'm hungry...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Mr. Viking » Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:58 am

"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Shane-O-Matic » Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:25 am

frankennietzsche wrote:I am what i am and that's all that I am.
Popeye is the man.

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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:07 am

Shane-O-Mac wrote:Popeye is the man.
Unless he's Robin "Manchild" Williams...
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Lush City » Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:41 pm

Shane-O-Mac wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:I am what i am and that's all that I am.
Popeye is the man.
Popeye is God.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:51 am

Lush City wrote:
Shane-O-Mac wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:I am what i am and that's all that I am.
Popeye is the man.
Popeye is God.
Here's proof...
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(Might make a nice avatar for someone)
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Bundy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:55 am

I'm amphibious. I can wank with both hands underwater.

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Re: Who Are You?

Post by steved2112 » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:29 pm

Arthur Dent (one step behind everything amazing, and utterly intimidated by it all)
Jason Nesmith/Commander Taggart (incompetence and swagger in dangerous proportions, leading ultimately to undeserved victory)
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Barca » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:37 am

Mycroft Holmes crossed with the black guy from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle....and, I like to think, a little Dino.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Savage » Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:46 am

I am Alice. Why is that cat staring at me?
like tears in rain

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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Lush City » Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:25 pm

Savage wrote:I am Alice. Why is that cat staring at me?
Yeah, what was that deal with the Cheshire cat all about? Had to do with altered perception or something. His smile looked so fake and smug. I'd like to see Garfield punch him in the nose.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by JohnnyTequila » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:27 am

I'm Johnny fucking Tequila

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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:11 pm

JohnnyTequila wrote:I'm Johnny fucking Tequila
Yes, you fucking are.
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