If you liked that movie, try "The 2,000 Year Old Man", by Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner.Lush City wrote:LOL! Does humor belong in weirdness?...
Weird & Confusing Stuff
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Palinka (RIP)
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Lush City
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Wow! Don't remember posting that but it sure kicked up a firestorm. Clearly delusions of grandeur. Cheers!oettinger wrote:Always!Lush City wrote:LOL! Does humor belong in weirdness?
https://youtu.be/JWzzX4lLPnU
Is this humor or just maddening? Recent news about NBA Pro Josh smith: GOFUNDME DONATION PAGE SETUP FOR JOSH SMITH’S FAMILY AFTER SAYING $6.9M SALARY WILL BE “HARDER” ON FAMILY
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Palinka (RIP)
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Click here to see a truly disturbing fake-ad for M&Ms, Skittles or the like (N.B. Probably not safe for work).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Lush City
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Where did you find that? That's just so disturbing. We are in the end times.
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Out of nowhere a beer flushed my mind:
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
Drink!
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Because we are both Drunken Jedi's who are Stoned off our tits.oettinger wrote:Out of nowhere a beer flushed my mind:
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
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Damn weird, watch young Thirsty Kick some Jedi AssScrewball wrote:Because we are both Drunken Jedi's who are Stoned off our tits.oettinger wrote:Out of nowhere a beer flushed my mind:
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
Drink!
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That's not Thirsty. That is my son, BMMS.oettinger wrote:Damn weird, watch young Thirsty Kick some Jedi AssScrewball wrote:Because we are both Drunken Jedi's who are Stoned off our tits.oettinger wrote:Out of nowhere a beer flushed my mind:
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
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Doods, you all weird mahn. I be stoned and drunk large to go. Better to be wasted drunk, stoned or cross faded than weird ...Screwball wrote:Because we are both Drunken Jedi's who are Stoned off our tits.oettinger wrote:Out of nowhere a beer flushed my mind:
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
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You want more weird? Try this
http://www.therichest.com/expensive-lif ... nd-famous/
http://www.therichest.com/expensive-lif ... nd-famous/
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Really weird, New kids on the block commercial for coka cola druing a GnR rock in rio concert: Slash enjoys his drinks pure. Also during the commercial break he did some coke, laid the kid`s girlfriends and their moms
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Thirty years from now man will have started his merger with machines and technology.
One day this guy walks into a bar and he has two small antennae protruding from his bald head and implanted brain chips.
He demonstrates to the bartender what he can do. He asks him for his cell phone number and instantly the bartender's phone rings.
The bartender answers and it's the guy sitting at the bar with the antennae on his head. The bartender freaks out and...
We'll have to wait for the outcome of this story but it's happening already.
Look at this trendy douche bag.
One day this guy walks into a bar and he has two small antennae protruding from his bald head and implanted brain chips.
He demonstrates to the bartender what he can do. He asks him for his cell phone number and instantly the bartender's phone rings.
The bartender answers and it's the guy sitting at the bar with the antennae on his head. The bartender freaks out and...
We'll have to wait for the outcome of this story but it's happening already.
Look at this trendy douche bag.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.