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mistah willies wrote:
Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:22 pm
Just in time for Easter, something tasty for the ladies and helpful for the man.

Whisky flavored condoms. From them Scots.
Now that`s some conundrum. Whiskey dick plus condom
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Shoot. Limp lollipop. Flubbity flubbity plop plop plew, what's a drunken Scot to do?

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Yeah, what kind of talk is that? We want to be the man of steel. Building high rise structures.
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This is how I officially file in a letter of complain at the city office
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Pantera home video 4 watch it go coming out soon. Let the drinking continue (video link inside, no utube sadly)
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oettinger wrote:
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Pantera home video 4 watch it go coming out soon. Let the drinking continue (video link inside, no utube sadly)
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Patchez wrote:
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:19 am
Pantera home video 4 watch it go coming out soon. Let the drinking continue (video link inside, no utube sadly)
No greater word about drinking have been spoken. "Drink it or wear it. No candy asses in here."
Only liquids the doc said
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Rum with raspberries for food.

In space.

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Fake, obv. But still funny and weird.
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Not sure if serious: Just click pause at 1:53 in this video. That`s a royal baby and a screenshot from rosemaries baby. What a mishap!
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Nausea wrote:
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Fake, obv. But still funny and weird.
Wow! This makes me want to be a leftist hippie neo-liberal all over again!
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Nausea wrote:
Tue May 29, 2018 12:25 pm
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Fake, obv. But still funny and weird.
I took this yoga class a coupla' times. I guarantee it doesn't make you wet and I couldn't "unfold" my genitals. And I didn't even eat onions prior. The rags that were provided smelled like frumundah ball sack sweat. Tree bark snack tasted like dog shit that was baked in the yard on a hot summah day. There was a lot of loud screaming and and the Great Owl's presence was rather disturbing so don't sign the waiver.

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