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This isn't for the PWOB section because it's news that hasn't happened, yet.
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Fat Pie always rocks W.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:33 pmThis isn't for the PWOB section because it's news that hasn't happened, yet.
PWOB, what does that mean?
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Politics and some other shit thread.oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:29 pmFat Pie always rocks W.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:33 pmThis isn't for the PWOB section because it's news that hasn't happened, yet.
PWOB, what does that mean?
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Sex and dartsmistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:09 pmPolitics and some other shit thread.oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:29 pmFat Pie always rocks W.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:33 pmThis isn't for the PWOB section because it's news that hasn't happened, yet.
PWOB, what does that mean?
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Arnold Schwarzenegger got drop kicked in South Africa by a guy who screamed that he needs a Lamborghini.
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This is hilarious. PCP is a hell of a drug.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2019 10:58 pmArnold Schwarzenegger got drop kicked in South Africa by a guy who screamed that he needs a Lamborghini.
https://youtu.be/hh6DmEUXh5g
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Why is it in movies that when women cry during a discussion or fight, afterwards to escape the situation they run off hysterically? Does that really happen, the dramatic run? Never seen a man do it. Can't ya just be dignified and calmly walk away? I'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
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Or you could pop a squat and shit out a dinosaur egg. Keep it confusing.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 amI'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
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Think I saw that movie. Or maybe it was a scene from my rewrite of everything that was wrong with Jurassic Park. The liquor, drugs and slow decline into madness can be a bit confusing at times.Nausea wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:37 pmOr you could pop a squat and shit out a dinosaur egg. Keep it confusing.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 amI'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
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From my own experience, arguments with old girlfriends never ended with someone running away. It was always something more along the lines of what AD described. One girl took her shoe off and threw it at my head. Another one knocked on my door a couple days later and then punched me when I answered.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 amWhy is it in movies that when women cry during a discussion or fight, afterwards to escape the situation they run off hysterically? Does that really happen, the dramatic run? Never seen a man do it. Can't ya just be dignified and calmly walk away? I'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
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Only have one ex at one time. That you didn`t know this yet pissses me offDear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:04 pmFrom my own experience, arguments with old girlfriends never ended with someone running away. It was always something more along the lines of what AD described. One girl took her shoe off and threw it at my head. Another one knocked on my door a couple days later and then punched me when I answered.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 amWhy is it in movies that when women cry during a discussion or fight, afterwards to escape the situation they run off hysterically? Does that really happen, the dramatic run? Never seen a man do it. Can't ya just be dignified and calmly walk away? I'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
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Ha! These two things happened about three years apart.oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:09 pmOnly have one ex at one time. That you didn`t know this yet pissses me offDear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:04 pmFrom my own experience, arguments with old girlfriends never ended with someone running away. It was always something more along the lines of what AD described. One girl took her shoe off and threw it at my head. Another one knocked on my door a couple days later and then punched me when I answered.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:38 amWhy is it in movies that when women cry during a discussion or fight, afterwards to escape the situation they run off hysterically? Does that really happen, the dramatic run? Never seen a man do it. Can't ya just be dignified and calmly walk away? I'd at least rather throw a liquor bottle through a window or headbutt something. Make a bad ass exit instead.
"knocked on my door a couple days later" meant a couple days after a breakup argument, not after the shoe thing. Totally unrelated.
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Sounds like you've pissed off a lot of ex's.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:27 pmHa! These two things happened about three years apart.oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:09 pmOnly have one ex at one time. That you didn`t know this yet pissses me offDear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:04 pmFrom my own experience, arguments with old girlfriends never ended with someone running away. It was always something more along the lines of what AD described. One girl took her shoe off and threw it at my head. Another one knocked on my door a couple days later and then punched me when I answered.
"knocked on my door a couple days later" meant a couple days after a breakup argument, not after the shoe thing. Totally unrelated.
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