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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:25 am

Lush City wrote:LOL! Does humor belong in weirdness?...
If you liked that movie, try "The 2,000 Year Old Man", by Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner.
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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by Lush City » Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:28 pm

oettinger wrote:
Lush City wrote:LOL! Does humor belong in weirdness?
https://youtu.be/JWzzX4lLPnU
Always!

Is this humor or just maddening? Recent news about NBA Pro Josh smith: GOFUNDME DONATION PAGE SETUP FOR JOSH SMITH’S FAMILY AFTER SAYING $6.9M SALARY WILL BE “HARDER” ON FAMILY
Wow! Don't remember posting that but it sure kicked up a firestorm. Clearly delusions of grandeur. Cheers!
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:48 pm

Click here to see a truly disturbing fake-ad for M&Ms, Skittles or the like (N.B. Probably not safe for work).
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Post by Lush City » Thu Jul 30, 2015 9:17 pm

Where did you find that? That's just so disturbing. We are in the end times.
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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 02, 2015 4:58 pm

Out of nowhere a beer flushed my mind:
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
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Post by Screwball » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:23 pm

oettinger wrote:Out of nowhere a beer flushed my mind:
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
Because we are both Drunken Jedi's who are Stoned off our tits.

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Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:30 pm

Screwball wrote:
oettinger wrote:Out of nowhere a beer flushed my mind:
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
Because we are both Drunken Jedi's who are Stoned off our tits.
Damn weird, watch young Thirsty Kick some Jedi Ass
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Post by Screwball » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:56 pm

oettinger wrote:
Screwball wrote:
oettinger wrote:Out of nowhere a beer flushed my mind:
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
Because we are both Drunken Jedi's who are Stoned off our tits.
Damn weird, watch young Thirsty Kick some Jedi Ass
That's not Thirsty. That is my son, BMMS.

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Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:35 pm

Screwball wrote:That's not Thirsty. That is my son, BMMS.
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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by Lush City » Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:18 am

Screwball wrote:
oettinger wrote:Out of nowhere a beer flushed my mind:
How can Screwball and Thirsty be so cool at the same time?
Because we are both Drunken Jedi's who are Stoned off our tits.
Doods, you all weird mahn. I be stoned and drunk large to go. Better to be wasted drunk, stoned or cross faded than weird ...
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Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 08, 2015 7:03 am

Fat guy doing an Anal Cunt - It Just Gets Worse Review. Enjoy,


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Post by oettinger » Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:06 am

Pay it forward. Next round is on me I guess
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:03 am

Really weird, New kids on the block commercial for coka cola druing a GnR rock in rio concert: Slash enjoys his drinks pure. Also during the commercial break he did some coke, laid the kid`s girlfriends and their moms
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Re: Weird Stuff

Post by Lush City » Sat Aug 15, 2015 5:26 pm

Thirty years from now man will have started his merger with machines and technology.
One day this guy walks into a bar and he has two small antennae protruding from his bald head and implanted brain chips.
He demonstrates to the bartender what he can do. He asks him for his cell phone number and instantly the bartender's phone rings.
The bartender answers and it's the guy sitting at the bar with the antennae on his head. The bartender freaks out and...

We'll have to wait for the outcome of this story but it's happening already.
Look at this trendy douche bag.
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