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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:04 pm
From my own experience, arguments with old girlfriends never ended with someone running away. It was always something more along the lines of what AD described. One girl took her shoe off and threw it at my head. Another one knocked on my door a couple days later and then punched me when I answered.
When I was a teen I had an ex "farm the yard". My Dad was thrilled as one can imagine.

So among the plethora of Dear Booze's exes, he doesn't have the hysterical criers and runners, he has the face slappers. Isn't that a bit cliché?



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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:30 am
When I was a teen I had an ex "farm the yard". My Dad was thrilled as one can imagine.

^^ Not sure what this means, but I'm assuming it's a sexual thing.

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Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:30 am
So among the plethora of Dear Booze's exes, he doesn't have the hysterical criers and runners, he has the face slappers. Isn't that a bit cliché?
^^Sorry, your English to German to English translation app lost a little here. I did not say "slap". It was a punch. There is a difference.
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^^Sorry, your English to German to English translation app lost a little here. I did not say "slap". It was a punch. There is a difference.
Deutsch Japanese Drunkard fluent, it meant "pinch"
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:19 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:30 am
When I was a teen I had an ex "farm the yard". My Dad was thrilled as one can imagine.

^^ Not sure what this means, but I'm assuming it's a sexual thing.

Touché. I set myself up for that one.
For those of you who don't know, farming the yard is when someone does donuts on the lawn in their car, basically plowing through the yard tearing up the grass.

Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:19 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:30 am
So among the plethora of Dear Booze's exes, he doesn't have the hysterical criers and runners, he has the face slappers. Isn't that a bit cliché?
^^Sorry, your English to German to English translation app lost a little here. I did not say "slap". It was a punch. There is a difference.
Gee, DB, I can't imagine why anyone would want to punch you...
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:52 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:19 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:30 am
When I was a teen I had an ex "farm the yard". My Dad was thrilled as one can imagine.

^^ Not sure what this means, but I'm assuming it's a sexual thing.


For those of you who don't know, farming the yard is when someone does donuts on the lawn... basically plowing through the yard tearing up the grass.


So it IS a sexual thing.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00 pm

For those of you who don't know, farming the yard is when some guy with a mullet and a prison tattoo drives over late at night in his Camero, basically plowing the farmer's daughter repeatedly in the back seat and tearing up her ass.
Yeah, that's what I thought you said.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:17 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00 pm

For those of you who don't know, farming the yard is when some guy with a mullet and a prison tattoo drives over late at night in his Camero, basically plowing the farmer's daughter repeatedly in the back seat and tearing up her ass.
Yeah, that's what I thought you said.
Of course. Who hasn't had that experience?! Duh.
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Report: Player in Europe failed drug test because it showed he was pregnant the comments sum it up perfectly: Did he know his wife was pregnant? Is it his child? Honey we are pregnant, we need the money! Oh you just got banned, wtf???!?!?!?!
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Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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