Happy Birthday, Patchez!

[scream ale]

Cheers sir!

[Badfellow]

Here’s a quick Patchez birthday quiz for all you drinkabouts out there.


On his birthday Patchez would happily indulge in the following:

A. sitting on a velvet throne surrounded by minions of twerking midget strippers
B. trout fishing at the only stream in the world with on-site betting
C. eating a barbecue platter with a pint of Scotch and 16 gallons of imperial stout
D. cigars and quite possibly a puff of the devil’s cabbage
E. all of the above simultaneously

[Nausea]

Happy birthday dude!

[Artful Drunktective]

Here’s a quick Patchez birthday quiz for all you drinkabouts out there.


On his birthday Patchez would happily indulge in the following:

A. sitting on a velvet throne surrounded by minions of twerking midget strippers
B. trout fishing at the only stream in the world with on-site betting
C. eating a barbecue platter with a pint of Scotch and 16 gallons of imperial stout
D. cigars and quite possibly a puff of the devil’s cabbage
E. all of the above simultaneously

F. playing the antler ring toss game he got for his birthday. (yes, it's real.)

[Stendhal]

Happy birthday, Patchez!

[Rye and Coke]

Here’s a quick Patchez birthday quiz for all you drinkabouts out there.


On his birthday Patchez would happily indulge in the following:

A. sitting on a velvet throne surrounded by minions of twerking midget strippers
B. trout fishing at the only stream in the world with on-site betting
C. eating a barbecue platter with a pint of Scotch and 16 gallons of imperial stout
D. cigars and quite possibly a puff of the devil’s cabbage
E. all of the above simultaneously

Yeah, I'm a have to go with E on that one.

My man is one of the last great hedonists alive

[DrunkinEurope]

Bit late to the party, but still, Happy Belated, Patchez!
Hope the celebrations are still ongoing, filled with overproof bourbon and twerking midgets!

[benitobeast69]

even later to the party......HAPPY BLOODY RUDDY BIRTHDAY MY BEARDED BRODDA.

may the good scotch and imperial stouts flow in abundance for you my man. X

[oettinger]

Super late here too, I was umm busy getting loaded. Just continue what you like doing best

[Artful Drunktective]

As you always say, Happy Beerthday! Have an awesome day! Give your bro Bubbz some birthday love from us as well!

[Patchez]

Thank you AD. We have big plans for our birthday weekend. Took a day off tomorrow for a guided trout trip for our first day of
Trout Camp. Plenty of booze and fishing lined up this weekend. Shrooms and maybe some Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

[scream ale]

Cheers sir!

[DrunkinEurope]

Happy Birthday, Patchez. Enjoy a loaded trout camp weekend!

[Nausea]

Sweet fuckings to Patchez & Bubblez.

[oettinger]

I hope you catched a fat one. Cheers!