Happy Birthday. May your memory of this evening be hazy and uncertain at this time tomorrow...
Once more 'round the Sun shall we? :-)
Happy Birthday, Patchez!
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Rev. Dead Corpse
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
<insert something profound here>
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mistah willies
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Happy BeerthWeek, indeed. Thank you for keeping this place from becoming a damned hen house!
As you always advise us, kiss the lovely ladies at the start, and then chase them tramps to the bad part of town.
Cheers to you.
As you always advise us, kiss the lovely ladies at the start, and then chase them tramps to the bad part of town.
Cheers to you.
Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
I had a blast. Birthday weekend fell on Trout Camp weekend. Fishing and booze. Though Saturday morning there was an incident with a slippery rock in the stream. As I fell it was time to decide, expensive flyrod in my left hand or the craft beer in my right? I went with the least valuable thing I had to break my fall....................
My face.
My face.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
How was the fishing?
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
I was fishing?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Good to hear that you saved the important stuff*, my pogonophile friend.
* And didn't damage yourself too badly participating in that notoriously dangerous contact-sport, Fishing!
* And didn't damage yourself too badly participating in that notoriously dangerous contact-sport, Fishing!
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Now that's a man who knows definition of celebrating!
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Happy belated my friend, hope you could celebrate properly.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
That`s game fishing!
Also about the injury, ask booznik what harm can boose do to your face? Look like hitler, check! Look like a beat up wife, check! (Dear drunks, you have to join the drunken skype thingy of notorioudly slurred infamy to recieve the downtrodden and dirty details)
Lets pray to hooch our dear friend booznik finds his stumbling way onto the board again soon enough.
Also about the injury, ask booznik what harm can boose do to your face? Look like hitler, check! Look like a beat up wife, check! (Dear drunks, you have to join the drunken skype thingy of notorioudly slurred infamy to recieve the downtrodden and dirty details)
Lets pray to hooch our dear friend booznik finds his stumbling way onto the board again soon enough.
Drink!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
I'll fire up the old Skype thing. Yeah, we should get drunk in honor of booznik. Or anyways. Or in spite of him.
Waitaminnit.
Why did booznik's bloody nose kill him on Patchez's birthday?!
Why?!
What secrets does his nose hold inside? It's a map to a hidden treasure. I'm sure of it.
We have to use the booze goggles to see blurry to understand
Waitaminnit.
Why did booznik's bloody nose kill him on Patchez's birthday?!
Why?!
What secrets does his nose hold inside? It's a map to a hidden treasure. I'm sure of it.
We have to use the booze goggles to see blurry to understand
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Happy Birthday Patchy and bruddah Bubblez!
May Bacchus bless ye all today! Slàinte mhath!
Bacchus, ever fair and young,
Drinking joys did first ordain;
Bacchus' blessings are a treasure,
Drinking is the soldier's pleasure:
Rich the treasure,
Sweet the pleasure,
Sweet is pleasure after pain.
I wrote that. Not.
May Bacchus bless ye all today! Slàinte mhath!
Bacchus, ever fair and young,
Drinking joys did first ordain;
Bacchus' blessings are a treasure,
Drinking is the soldier's pleasure:
Rich the treasure,
Sweet the pleasure,
Sweet is pleasure after pain.
I wrote that. Not.
Okole maluna!
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATCHY!
May you be surrounded by awesome food, friends, family, and fun. No need to say booze because that's implied. Cheers!
May you be surrounded by awesome food, friends, family, and fun. No need to say booze because that's implied. Cheers!
Okole maluna!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
That's a helluva way to make a white russian
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Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Cheers, a poke in the eye and a slap in the nuts to Patchez.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought