This is a weird question, but...

[Savage]

I have shoes from the eighties. Woohoo! I can retire rich!
also have an American male from the fifties. I'm going to be living large.

DON'T MAKE ME TALK ABOUT SHOES. ;)

Oh please, Miss Twinkletoes. You remind me of my sister-in-law. When I looked down at a funeral, and saw my size eight wide Payless boats next to her special-order Neiman's size fours, I snorted so loud, the corpse sat up and said, "WTF?"

[peetie44]

I have shoes from the eighties. Woohoo! I can retire rich!
also have an American male from the fifties. I'm going to be living large.

DON'T MAKE ME TALK ABOUT SHOES. ;)

Oh please, Miss Twinkletoes. You remind me of my sister-in-law. When I looked down at a funeral, and saw my size eight wide Payless boats next to her special-order Neiman's size fours, I snorted so loud, the corpse sat up and said, "WTF?"

The Wizard Of Oz:

Two women fight to the death over a pair of shoes.

[Savage]

DON'T MAKE ME TALK ABOUT SHOES. ;)

Oh please, Miss Twinkletoes. You remind me of my sister-in-law. When I looked down at a funeral, and saw my size eight wide Payless boats next to her special-order Neiman's size fours, I snorted so loud, the corpse sat up and said, "WTF?"

The Wizard Of Oz:

Two women fight to the death over a pair of shoes.

That is one way to look at it. And there is just no accounting for what a woman will do for a sparkly pair of red pumps. I hear that Debbie Reynolds duked it out with Elizabeth Taylor, at the infamous MGM auction.
But you didn't hear that from me.

[Palinka (RIP)]

Hey, you can get in on "the ground floor" on a William Shatner designed watch...

[Zippy]

I don't care what "swatches" are worth to sick-assed collectors, anyone that would trade good booze for one is in the wrong place.

[Savage]

You know you are old (and have good taste) when your stuff is for sale in the one good antique store in town, for horrendously large coin. Also, you can walk through the other antique stores and say, "Got that, donated that to Goodwill ten years ago, our stuff is better..."

[Mr Boozificator]

I have shoes from the eighties. Woohoo! I can retire rich!
also have an American male from the fifties. I'm going to be living large.

Don't forget your wonderful son in law who permanently harasses your daughters with a strange accent and stinky cheese!