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Lush, what's your verdict on the NTX molecule?
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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And I say I can drink it in 20 minutes
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Bar Brawl Erupts at Florida Sloppy Joe’s over Fart Police Say
Yeah, stinky farts in crowded bars are definitely not a conversation starter. Hope they enjoyed the relief, though.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... olice-say/
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Badfellow wrote:Lush, what's your verdict on the NTX molecule?
Better not mess with Mother Nature. There is no free ride. We all have to pay somehow. But I will give it a try when it's available, if ever.
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How can we possibly praise beer any higher besides, "Beer is proof that God loves us"?
Mildred Bowers: 102-year-old woman credits beer for her long life
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 95941.html
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... and outdrank two husbands"

Good lady, cheers to that.

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13-uk-parents-bribe-their-kids-with-alcohol
As the Brits say, just as it says on the tin.
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Dammit, why won't it link?
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GraveyardShiftChuck wrote:Dammit, why won't it link?
That site removes the

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and the

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from the brackets of the url.

Their bad.

And, they're bad.



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OK, here's the original article:

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016 ... urvey-says

Let's hope the link works this time.
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According to the article, a survey says that half of British parents let their kids under 14 drink at home, and a third of them use booze as a bribe.
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I wish work would use booze as a bribe. it would work.
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This is the main reason I prefer to live and drink alone.
Police: Pennsylvania Woman Accused of Stabbing Husband with Scissors for Drinking Her Beer
http://www.breitbart.com/law-enforcemen ... -her-beer/
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^^^ could be my strange woman.

Should I be surprised that you visit breitbart?
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