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scream ale
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^^ That was hilarious.
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ThirstyDrunk
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ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
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Atleast they could stop the fire from burning another storage place down. I wonder how much that amount of beam would cost me at the store
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scream ale
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The horror! I knew I should have stocked up.
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Lush City
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First you drink your scotch, then you make a bicycle!
http://www.boozenews.com/booze-news/fir ... a-bicycle/
http://www.boozenews.com/booze-news/fir ... a-bicycle/
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Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Artful Drunktective
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Was that you? Don't lie...Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:20 amLogan Co. man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Deluxe
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I hate snakes and I don't drink and drive. But I do have lots of uranium.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:28 amWas that you? Don't lie...Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:20 amLogan Co. man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Deluxe
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Judging by Dear Booze's info about the urine/soap containers, his powers come from Urinium.Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:35 amI hate snakes and I don't drink and drive. But I do have lots of uranium.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:28 amWas that you? Don't lie...Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:20 amLogan Co. man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Deluxe
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Dear Booze is the Bear Grylls of drinking.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:16 pmJudging by Dear Booze's info about the urine/soap containers, his powers come from Urinium.
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Lush City
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Jeeze, to Hell with the rattlesnake, where the fricking frack did they get the uranium powder???!!!!!Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:20 amLogan Co. man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Deluxe
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Drunk flight attendant passes out on plane, doesn’t know what city she is in, cops say
Read more here: https://www.bnd.com/news/state/illinois ... rylink=cpy
Read more here: https://www.bnd.com/news/state/illinois ... rylink=cpy
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That has to be a really boring job. I could definitely see getting drunk for it, but damn you have to keep it within reasonable limits!
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Oh come on now:
"A few of the passengers said they were “scared for their lives,”"
A drunk stewardess scares you for life?
They should have seen the flight`s captain
"A few of the passengers said they were “scared for their lives,”"
A drunk stewardess scares you for life?
They should have seen the flight`s captain
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