Booze News
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I'd be scared shitless too, someone who is passed out can't sell me drinks.
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The Coming Whiskey Bubble?
Stock up now before the crash.
https://www.silverdoctors.com/headlines ... ey-bubble/
Stock up now before the crash.
https://www.silverdoctors.com/headlines ... ey-bubble/
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How did booze bandit stick $1,000 worth of scotch down his pants?
This looks like a case for Rip Griffin, booze detective!
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm ... story.html
This looks like a case for Rip Griffin, booze detective!
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm ... story.html
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Hyperinflation Watch: Bottle Of Whisky Sells For Record $1.9 Million, Over $100,000 Per Shot!
https://www.silverdoctors.com/headlines ... -per-shot/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/headlines ... -per-shot/
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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See? Homeless. That would be brilliant except that he stopped at one beer. He should have stolen a case and chugged as many as he could before the cops arrived. Then he gets a cot to sleep it off and breakfast in the morning.Carlos Felipe Calderon, 60, homeless, was arrested for shoplifting
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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The Briefing: Westchester Store Sold Stolen Booze
https://argonautnews.com/the-briefing-w ... len-booze/
This is my local neighborhood and it only goes to show you can't trust anyone anymore.
We need Rip Griffin to solve these problems of stolen booze. We need a booze detective,
https://argonautnews.com/the-briefing-w ... len-booze/
This is my local neighborhood and it only goes to show you can't trust anyone anymore.
We need Rip Griffin to solve these problems of stolen booze. We need a booze detective,
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Okole maluna!
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Welcome! We need your assistance. Time to get to work and nail these booze bandits. My favorite TV show was 'Mystery Diner' on the History channel. It was shocking at first to learn how restaurants and bars are ripped off by their own employees. Couldn't believe how far they went. Hope you get your fair share of the booty!
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World’s Chillest Man’ Sips Beer as Gunman Robs Bar and asks him for another drink!
Okole maluna!
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Coronavirus: Distilleries Around the Country Divert Operations to Produce Hand Sanitizer
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020 ... sanitizer/
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020 ... sanitizer/
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British Solidarity: Pub Delivers Keg of Beer to 90-Year-Old Regular After Coronavirus Shutdown
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/0 ... -shutdown/
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/0 ... -shutdown/
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^^^ now if that doesn't make you feel good all over nothing will.