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Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 9:22 am

Can you imagine the blaze? I bet it went up like a bomb.

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 9:43 am

what, you can't see Kentucky from Florida?...

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 10:09 am

Hell, I can see two Kentuckies from here.

Oh, wiat, that's just the double vision again.

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 10:25 am

mmmnnnn.... fried chicken(s)

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 10:41 am

All the distilleries need to upgrade their warehouses. They're all old and wooden. It makes me nervous. A couple of years ago Heaven Hill went up in flames (not the whole thing), then somehow an ass load of Wild Turkey was released into the Kentucky river (lucky fish) and now this.

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 10:59 am

so we know where Franken is fishin'...

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 1:12 pm

WmBurroughs · Post by **WmBurroughs** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:09 am

that guy is having aswell time!!! I'm happy jimbeam did't burn to the ground. I don't like fire and alcohol mixed up

WmBurroughs · Post by **WmBurroughs** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:57 am

how much burnt. I wonder if any bottles got scortched. They might have a fire sale. somplaces do you know. I'm tired of typing

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:09 am

I heard they lost about 2% of their stock. When you think about how much booze they make, thats a lot.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:17 am

Let's mourn that lost 2%. Now we all have to up our drinking to memorialize the lost brothers.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:22 am

I say make Jim Beam your brown liquor of choice, to help them recoup their losses. If I can find that JB Rye this weekend, it's mine.

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:43 am

This kicks ass! Now I wanna go out and get a 2 year-old drunk!

Toddler got beer from grandmother

An exasperated waiter at an Italian restaurant called police after suspecting that an intoxicated grandmother had gotten her two-year-old grandson drunk. The woman claimed she was only doing what was normal where the baby came from, newspaper VG reports.

Waiter Aydin Akinci raised the alarm after seeing the child stagger around in the restaurant and fall on the floor. He couldn't be sure the boy was drunk, but "he seemed tired".

Akinci said the woman never ordered anything for the boy to drink, only beer for herself.

"When she ordered her third half-liter and started serving the little boy I had had enough. I had warned her. I took her glass and asked her to leave. Then we called the police," Akinci said.

"This is hair-raising, it should just not happen. It is completely unbelievable that someone can sit and pour beer into a little child like this. The woman will be questioned as soon as possible," said police lieutenant Tor Roeislien.

According to the police the child was from another country, but the grandmother was Norwegian. The child was being cared for by other family members.

"The woman told us she had given the boy beer because he was thirsty and that it was completely normal in the country he was from," Roeislien said.

The child was untidy and police had to give him a sorely needed change of diaper.

Dan Quixote · Post by **Dan Quixote** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:19 am

Greatest. Grandma. Ever.

Post by **Oggar** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 3:01 pm

My buddy's 4yr old did a shot of whisky last week-end. Quite impressive it took him like three or four swills but the little bastard didn't even wince and he smiled when he finished. :lol:

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