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Re: Booze News

Post by Nausea » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:18 am

That has to be a really boring job. I could definitely see getting drunk for it, but damn you have to keep it within reasonable limits!
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Re: Booze News

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:13 am

Oh come on now:
"A few of the passengers said they were “scared for their lives,”"

A drunk stewardess scares you for life?

They should have seen the flight`s captain
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Re: Booze News

Post by Bur » Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:46 am

I'd be scared shitless too, someone who is passed out can't sell me drinks.

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Re: Booze News

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:48 am

Bur wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:46 am
I'd be scared shitless too, someone who is passed out can't sell me drinks.
Open bar I`d suggest
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Re: Booze News

Post by Lush City » Wed Aug 28, 2019 3:41 pm

The Coming Whiskey Bubble?
Stock up now before the crash.
https://www.silverdoctors.com/headlines ... ey-bubble/
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Re: Booze News

Post by Lush City » Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:55 pm

How did booze bandit stick $1,000 worth of scotch down his pants?
This looks like a case for Rip Griffin, booze detective!
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm ... story.html
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Re: Booze News

Post by Patchez » Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:46 pm

Lush City wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:55 pm
How did booze bandit stick $1,000 worth of scotch down his pants?
By picking the wrong bottle of scotch.

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Re: Booze News

Post by Lush City » Sun Oct 27, 2019 5:38 pm

Hyperinflation Watch: Bottle Of Whisky Sells For Record $1.9 Million, Over $100,000 Per Shot!
https://www.silverdoctors.com/headlines ... -per-shot/
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Re: Booze News

Post by Lush City » Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:56 am

Crime Watch – A $5,000 beer
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https://www.smdp.com/a-5000-beer/181745
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Re: Booze News

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:38 pm

Lush City wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:56 am
Crime Watch – A $5,000 beer
Carlos Felipe Calderon, 60, homeless, was arrested for shoplifting
See? Homeless. That would be brilliant except that he stopped at one beer. He should have stolen a case and chugged as many as he could before the cops arrived. Then he gets a cot to sleep it off and breakfast in the morning.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Booze News

Post by Lush City » Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:53 am

The Briefing: Westchester Store Sold Stolen Booze
https://argonautnews.com/the-briefing-w ... len-booze/
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Re: Booze News

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:14 am

Lush City wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:53 am
We need a booze detective,
*Ahem*
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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Re: Booze News

Post by Lush City » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:29 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:14 am
Lush City wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:53 am
We need a booze detective,
*Ahem*
Welcome! We need your assistance. Time to get to work and nail these booze bandits. My favorite TV show was 'Mystery Diner' on the History channel. It was shocking at first to learn how restaurants and bars are ripped off by their own employees. Couldn't believe how far they went. Hope you get your fair share of the booty!
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Re: Booze News

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:14 am

Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail


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