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God loves us

Post by Savage » Mon May 06, 2013 2:06 pm

It is raining.

this happens in satan's ranch about once a decade. my roses might even bloom again.


oh shit. i think the rain stopped. one minute of joy. we need viagra for the sky

seriously, a one minute rainstorm?
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Post by Judge » Mon May 06, 2013 11:02 pm

You were right the first time. In this early fire season, that one minute of rain may have saved a firefighter's life. We'll never know.

Drink to those who protect us all.

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Re: God loves us

Post by peetie44 » Tue May 07, 2013 12:15 am

No He doesn't...in fact, God don't like it (and I don't either)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7LLZHsMvtg
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Re: God loves us

Post by Patchez » Tue May 07, 2013 7:35 am

Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy. - Ben Franklin.
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Re: God loves us

Post by Savage » Wed May 08, 2013 3:10 am

It's the troot. every time I hear the fire planes roar over, I shudder. (they fill up at the tiny airport a couple of blocks from us. ) Sometimes, they are in such a hurry, it sounds like they are going to land on top of our house.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed May 08, 2013 3:18 am

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Re: God loves us

Post by Savage » Wed May 08, 2013 3:30 am

Oh palink, that made me think of donuts.
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Post by Mr. Viking » Wed May 08, 2013 5:22 am

now you've said that, I'm thinking of doughnuts. I think I'll have to go to the shops now
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Re: God loves us

Post by Savage » Wed May 08, 2013 5:32 am

bring me back a chocolate frosted and a milk.
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Post by Mr. Viking » Wed May 08, 2013 7:06 am

I forgot all of those things. I did get Jaffa cakes though, and onions. And milk in a bag
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Re: God loves us

Post by Savage » Wed May 08, 2013 7:26 am

If I can't have a chocolate frosted donut, there is not reason to live.
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Re: God loves us

Post by Mr. Viking » Wed May 08, 2013 7:45 am

I got some marinated duck too, but that's for the weekend
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Re: God loves us

Post by Savage » Wed May 08, 2013 8:10 am

I have several pounds of goose fat in my freezer. I'm thinking POTATO FEST!
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Re: God loves us

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed May 08, 2013 8:53 am

Savage wrote:I have several pounds of goose fat in my freezer. I'm thinking POTATO FEST!
Potatoes are best used for vodka or potcheen.
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Re: God loves us

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed May 08, 2013 12:13 pm

Tlaloc is the God of rain and only blood sacrifice will appease him.
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