WTF, gout?
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Re: WTF, gout?
I've always been convinced that sports are slowly killing me
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The affliction of KINGS
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Re: WTF, gout?
I've never had a flare, but I do have the gout. Had to have 'gouty tophi' surgically removed from 2 of my little piggies. I take a daily dose of 500mg Probenecid, which seems to keep it under control. But if that shit comes back, it's 2 toes in the compost heap and a blowtorch to cauterize the wounds. Toes are totally overrated.
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Re: WTF, gout?
Dear Mother had terrible gout. It was very painful in the lower extremities and kept her up all night. Bought her some patches that she could apply to affected areas. It seemed to help.
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Re: WTF, gout?
i got some experience with it
it is nothing that should keep you down, sissy.
Cheers
it is nothing that should keep you down, sissy.
Cheers
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: WTF, gout?
Ha! I'm already up and drinking and even considering raiding your fridge in a not too distant future.ThirstyDrunk wrote:i got some experience with it
it is nothing that should keep you down, sissy.
Cheers
My gout would do terrible terrible things to your gout, no doubt.
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: WTF, gout?
My gout has had many years experience. Do not underestimate experience
You think the toe is bad? HAHahas ,mine likes the knees.
You think the toe is bad? HAHahas ,mine likes the knees.
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Re: WTF, gout?
My gout... well, my gout... Oh, damnit! Give me a PBR will you, I have heard it does wonders for gout.ThirstyDrunk wrote:My gout has had many years experience. Do not underestimate experience
You think the toe is bad? HAHahas ,mine likes the knees.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: WTF, gout?
I think the Pabst company would pay you a fortune to state that in a commercial.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Yes, Pabst cured my gout.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.