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It's a sad day

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When on this board, at 11 PM EST, there is not one person perusing the forums.

People: elevate your drinking. I leave the interpretation up to you.
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I was drinking over here belgians

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Peetie could only be cooler, if we iced him down.
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I'll have you know that I was doing my best to embarrass myself in front of my peers last night. We went on a bus to the Cadillac Ranch which we rented the entire place for the night. I tipped the staff 20 walking in the door and they kept me watered the entire night. There was falling on the stairs foo, sitting on the sidewalk because I can't be bothered to stand foo, Ruiner needing to mind me foo and the "I still can't find my pants" foo. So fuck off, I did it up royally. I still have just 20 mins to get to my first work class this morning and I'm still drunk, the hangover is about an hour away. And there is something wrong with my right hip joint this morning. It fucking hurts and collaspes on me ever 10 steps or so.
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Judge wrote:...So fuck off, I did it up royally...
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Judge wrote: And there is something wrong with my right hip joint this morning. It fucking hurts and collaspes on me ever 10 steps or so.
Hey, at least if you need assistance with your mobility, you are in the right place.
Try out a floor model.
Convince a CEO and/or head of R&D that they need to market a line to the hungover or the chemically unambulatory.
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I'm, unfortunatly, drinking undercover. It's weak but at least it's drinking.
Fear the Man, kill the snitch. Just remember life's a bitch.
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The Duke of Earl.
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I feel like this was about the time I'd went to bed that night. But I'd already iced and covered the kegs with blankets, washed out the crock pots, diced all the veggies. Then I woke up at 4:30 am to start cooking the pork by 5:00am so I could be at work by 6:00a, home by 2:30pm, showered, kegs tapped, "test cups" downed and the rest of the meat begun for the cookout.

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Judge wrote:... It fucking hurts and collaspes on me ever 10 steps or so.
The replacements are better than new they say.
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It's a happy day

because I just got paid and my MDM flask arrived.

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up and drinking. almost 4am. I just like to go out. ;)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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I like to drink in the morning, so i can go to sleep at night.
like tears in rain

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Lush City wrote:
Judge wrote:... It fucking hurts and collaspes on me ever 10 steps or so.
The replacements are better than they say.
I'm not sure I agree....
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but then I liked Hudson Hawk
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sliced the tip of my finger off tonight. won't stop bleeding
i blame the stelera
like tears in rain

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