When on this board, at 11 PM EST, there is not one person perusing the forums.
People: elevate your drinking. I leave the interpretation up to you.
Sarge
It's a sad day
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It's a sad day
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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I'll have you know that I was doing my best to embarrass myself in front of my peers last night. We went on a bus to the Cadillac Ranch which we rented the entire place for the night. I tipped the staff 20 walking in the door and they kept me watered the entire night. There was falling on the stairs foo, sitting on the sidewalk because I can't be bothered to stand foo, Ruiner needing to mind me foo and the "I still can't find my pants" foo. So fuck off, I did it up royally. I still have just 20 mins to get to my first work class this morning and I'm still drunk, the hangover is about an hour away. And there is something wrong with my right hip joint this morning. It fucking hurts and collaspes on me ever 10 steps or so.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: It's a sad day
The Duke of Drunkardism; stepping out, old-school style.Judge wrote:...So fuck off, I did it up royally...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Hey, at least if you need assistance with your mobility, you are in the right place.Judge wrote: And there is something wrong with my right hip joint this morning. It fucking hurts and collaspes on me ever 10 steps or so.
Try out a floor model.
Convince a CEO and/or head of R&D that they need to market a line to the hungover or the chemically unambulatory.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: It's a sad day
I'm, unfortunatly, drinking undercover. It's weak but at least it's drinking.
Fear the Man, kill the snitch. Just remember life's a bitch.
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I feel like this was about the time I'd went to bed that night. But I'd already iced and covered the kegs with blankets, washed out the crock pots, diced all the veggies. Then I woke up at 4:30 am to start cooking the pork by 5:00am so I could be at work by 6:00a, home by 2:30pm, showered, kegs tapped, "test cups" downed and the rest of the meat begun for the cookout.
Oh btw, Happy First Anniversary for Me Becoming the Champagne of Dads!
Oh btw, Happy First Anniversary for Me Becoming the Champagne of Dads!
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"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
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Re: It's a sad day
The replacements are better than new they say.Judge wrote:... It fucking hurts and collaspes on me ever 10 steps or so.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: It's a sad day
It's a happy day
because I just got paid and my MDM flask arrived.
Status: Elevated
because I just got paid and my MDM flask arrived.
Status: Elevated
Re: It's a sad day
up and drinking. almost 4am. I just like to go out. ;)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Re: It's a sad day
I like to drink in the morning, so i can go to sleep at night.
like tears in rain
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Re: It's a sad day
I'm not sure I agree....Lush City wrote:The replacements are better than they say.Judge wrote:... It fucking hurts and collaspes on me ever 10 steps or so.
but then I liked Hudson Hawk
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: It's a sad day
sliced the tip of my finger off tonight. won't stop bleeding
i blame the stelera
i blame the stelera
like tears in rain