From Wasteless Point Of Time:
"Do we care for one another? Here and there, yes, though we have our moments of 'Fuck You World.'"
From Oggar: "We are allowed to seek solace in our brethren, the global Drunkard community."
In this thread.
Indeed.
Those words above are integral. They are our base. These words are our glue, you farging icehole bastidges.
In our Free Speech and Speeches, we must be mindful of each other. Otherwise, the Dries will have won.
If the Dries will win, it will be because we have become the crabs in a bucket.
Fuck that shit, baby.
We might consider to agree to disagree, and no matter what our powerful personal belief systems may hold to be the trvth for ourselves; we come to this perpetual party to share in Drink and remain true to the excellent invention created by FKR for we Tribe of Modern Drunkards.
DRINK!
(Was getting thirsty there, and where the fuck is Thirsty?!!)
FKR is our host, and Gawblessim for our party.
(Never met nor talked to the dude, but thanks bro)
Me? I’m no one at all here. But I fucking love this site, with all of the diatribes, fucked up tales of personal shit that has happened to each of us, as well as the exploits and stories told by each of you fellow and lady Magnificent Drunkards.
Otherwise, we are all just the culmination of comments on YT, newspaper online stories, and reddshit/Twatter/Disqust/ etc.com...
Ya know.
Now raise a toast to that Glourious Basterd FKR for inviting each of us to this perpetual party with the open bar. Free drinks of the mind for the Mighty Modern Drunkard, eh?
Ya Gawd-dayamed Drunkards.
“FUCK YOU ALL!”
“FUCK THE WORLD!”
The Dries await our attack.
Arm yourselves with a glass in one hand and a bottle in the other, fez affixed.
We attack at dawn.
*sip*
DRINK!
TRVTH
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mistah willies
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TRVTH
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: TRVTH
You win the internet for the day. Congratulation - use it wisely.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: TRVTH
Concur. Mr willies, contact me soon as, and you shall have Moderator Codes for a day.GinSoakedGirl wrote:You win the internet for the day. Congratulation - use it wisely.
The Palinka has spoken (albeit very drunk, but wtf did you expect? Today of all days?)
PS I am starting work on my mid-life crisis, immediately...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
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Shane-O-Matic
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Re: TRVTH
Brilliant, tdc!
Such a great crowd of people on this board. I'm off to the pub right now, and the first glass is being raised to Palinka (as it is his birthday); the second is to all of you. Been luck enough to drink with some of you, and, fortune permitting, I'll drink with the rest of you before long.
CHEERS!
Such a great crowd of people on this board. I'm off to the pub right now, and the first glass is being raised to Palinka (as it is his birthday); the second is to all of you. Been luck enough to drink with some of you, and, fortune permitting, I'll drink with the rest of you before long.
CHEERS!
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mistah willies
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Re: TRVTH
Cheers to each of you above, and for those who lurk for any reason at all: come to the party, there are plenty of bar stools in FKR's Pub.
(Ever noticed that the abbreviation "FKR" resembles a swear word? No? Just me? Oh, ok)
Really needed to come here to take my mind off the crap happening in Disgusta, Maine to my own little tribe. Friday was pretty bad, but you know, last night when i sidled up to the bar here in this "Pub' of the legendary MDM forums, I immediately felt at ease. I had to say something about it, that's all.
This place is like a mental vacation, like a Tiki Bar, huh.
Well met, ya summina bastidges. DRINK! with me
---Where the fuck is Thirsty Drunk?!!
(Ever noticed that the abbreviation "FKR" resembles a swear word? No? Just me? Oh, ok)
Really needed to come here to take my mind off the crap happening in Disgusta, Maine to my own little tribe. Friday was pretty bad, but you know, last night when i sidled up to the bar here in this "Pub' of the legendary MDM forums, I immediately felt at ease. I had to say something about it, that's all.
This place is like a mental vacation, like a Tiki Bar, huh.
Well met, ya summina bastidges. DRINK! with me
---Where the fuck is Thirsty Drunk?!!
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: TRVTH
You really are seven shades of great. Thank you for being a glorious human soul in a world of wankers.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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mistah willies
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Re: TRVTH
Too kind, my young friend, but much appreciated. Thank you for putting up with the likes of me.
The next time you blessed MDM folks have one of them Conferences, I wanna participate. Oh hell yes.
I apologize for my behavior, beforehand.
The next time you blessed MDM folks have one of them Conferences, I wanna participate. Oh hell yes.
I apologize for my behavior, beforehand.
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ThirstyDrunk
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Lush City
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Re: TRVTH
No penis necessary. It's all that hormonal thing you know with hot flashes and night sweats. Then there's that face in the mirror. Yikes!Savage wrote:Can women have a mid-life crisis, or is that a penis-related thing only? Because if not, then what the hell is my problem?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
