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For the obvious reasons, and now, THIS:

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Yep, I saw that on the news, completely low, completely.
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Also, TGI Friday's sucks even harder. I hope this is the deathblow... I'd rather eat at Chili's or Applebee's. I just said I'd rather eat at Chili's or Applebee's.
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"One unnamed bar mixed rubbing alcohol with food dye and sold it as scotch. "
Haha - come on! How long has this been going on, and you mean NOBODY in Jersey noticed?
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NJ is breaking new ground in it's plunge to the bottom. Obviously they passed this flavored rubbing alcohol off on amateur and possibly under age drinkers. I would evacuate that state immediately.
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Dylboz wrote:Also, TGI Friday's sucks even harder. I hope this is the deathblow... I'd rather eat at Chili's or Applebee's. I just said I'd rather eat at Chili's or Applebee's.
The first step is admitting that...



Fuck it. TGI Friday's indeed sucks harder.

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TGIF now stands for Those Greedy Inexcusable Fucktards.
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I wouldn't be so fast to lay all this at the feet of New Jersey. Those reprehensible places serving garbage and calling it Scotch deserve severe repercussions, to be sure. But it's not a Jersey thing for a few bad apples to be greedy bastards.

There's a guy named Frank Sinatra who was from New Jersey. He would take a drink now and then.

There is a lot wrong with the Garden State. But as a resident of NJ, who misses PA every day I'm here, I can say this is fairly terrific place for drinking.

And if you can't tell Scotch from poison... well, how will you know which proprietors deserve to be bloodied?
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two things I'm tring to figure out here, who driks at a TGI Fridays, and whoever does, was a drinker of such stature that they could tell high end from low end in one glass. I'll leave it at this, you don't fuck around with Scotch, people that order Scotch - know Scotch, and two - even though I'[m from NYC and NJ is my sworn enemy, God bless NJ, we keep each other sharp.

Remember, people from Jersey realized something was fishy and made phone calls, we should be thanking them for calling folks out.
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please forgive any mispellings, I've been on Macallan 12 all day.
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steved2112 wrote:I wouldn't be so fast to lay all this at the feet of New Jersey. Those reprehensible places serving garbage and calling it Scotch deserve severe repercussions, to be sure. But it's not a Jersey thing for a few bad apples to be greedy bastards.

There's a guy named Frank Sinatra who was from New Jersey. He would take a drink now and then.

There is a lot wrong with the Garden State. But as a resident of NJ, who misses PA every day I'm here, I can say this is fairly terrific place for drinking.

And if you can't tell Scotch from poison... well, how will you know which proprietors deserve to be bloodied?
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steved2112 wrote:I wouldn't be so fast to lay all this at the feet of New Jersey. Those reprehensible places serving garbage and calling it Scotch deserve severe repercussions, to be sure.
Burn down the offending bars! Only fire can purify this stain on America's honor!

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I've drank frequently in one of the bars cited for the "rubbing alcohol is the new Scotch" scheme (Yesterday's in Upper Twp). It's not the kind if place I would normally order anything but beer.
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I'm glad I never went to one of their restaurants over here. They're very expensive and I can't imagine the food being great
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Mr. Viking wrote:I'm glad I never went to one of their restaurants over here. They're very expensive and I can't imagine the food being great
Well if you're eating at TGI Fridays, no wonder you think that
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