Angry wife saying: "You're drunk again, aren't you?!"
A) You're damned right I am.
B) I hope so
C) I'd better be considering how much I've drank
D) Not really
G) Not yet but I'm working on it.
Other ideas welcome.
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Zippy
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It's always a good day to get ripped!
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best response? = divorce. ;)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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M). "Your hen-pecked hubby left an hour ago. Now make me a sammich on your way out, and put your drawers back on."
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Here is a link to an entire threads' worth of comebacks.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
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'Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I
shall be undrunk."'
Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I
shall be undrunk."'
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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probably not the most diplomatic, but it is funny
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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If I'm not then the last 7 hours have been a complete waste of time.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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I may be drunk, dear. But that doesn't make your mother any less ugly.
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I had a response to that
used it at Disney World
in front of a group of squares
it was funny
and a little mean
but I don't remember it all... because she was right.
used it at Disney World
in front of a group of squares
it was funny
and a little mean
but I don't remember it all... because she was right.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Hmmmmmmmmm. I was under the impression the Pope shit mostly in the Vatican.
One might also ask:
Does Trump shit in the White House?
or
Does Putin shit in the Kremlin?
or
Does Trudeau shit in Ottawa?
or
Does Johnson shit in 10 Downing Street?
or
Does Merkel scheiße in the Bundeskanzleramt?
or possibly
Does Dolly Pardon shit daintily in Dollywood?
or as an alternative
Does a dog shit in your yard?
or as another alternative
Does a cat shit in a litter box?
or as yet another alternative
Does a drunk German shit in a bus stop?
I could keep going, but I have an appointment with my psychiatrist at noon. And by psychiatrist, I mean bartender.
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"You're right, dear. I'm drunk again. Promise to s*ber up just as soon as you shave your mustache."
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Artful Drunktective
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Nope. The Pope definitely shits in the woods. Everybody knows that.
Does Badfellow shit in his outhouse? Absolutely!
Okole maluna!
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jun 05, 2020 10:11 am
Does Badfellow shit in his outhouse? Absolutely!
No, my twister sister from another mister. I shit in total luxury. A throne of gold set in the middle of a rose garden with cherubs playing the harp.
What I'd really like to know though, does Thirsty Funk know you're posting pics of his beloved Shed?
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