Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged

[GSG]

When mixing the perfect martini, ensure the top of your cocktail shaker is attached to the rest of it.

Love,
Covered In Martini

[Mr. Viking]

When mixing the perfect martini, ensure the top of your cocktail shaker is attached to the rest of it.

Love,
Covered In Martini

shouldn't that be "Martinisoakedgirl"

back to the subject in hand, doors work best when opened

[NYDingbat]

Driveways are for cars to be parked on. Not for one to fall out of one's friend's car on.

[WastelessPointOfTime]

Driveways are for cars to be parked on. Not for one to fall out of one's friend's car on.

Didn't fall, but I got a good night's sleep (or whatever) in my driveway once with my pants for a pillow. That was an interesting awakening. So, driveways are okay for napping, as long as no one is going park on you.

[NYDingbat]

Driveways are for cars to be parked on. Not for one to fall out of one's friend's car on.

Didn't fall, but I got a good night's sleep (or whatever) in my driveway once with my pants for a pillow. That was an interesting awakening. So, driveways are okay for napping, as long as no one is going park on you.

I'd be skeeved! What with the bugs and wildlife and whatnot. Blech.

On a side note, my brand spankin' new HTC DNA phone had as pleasant a nap as you in the wet grass all night. Possibly a bit of rain as well. And it worked afterwards!

I never fall, so this was kind of a big deal. Especially since it was falling out of a car - preferable fall if ya ask me - much shorter distance to fall. Managed to prance around steak night at the swim club in 3.5" heels all night stewed - up and down stairs, a hill, dancing - but yet I fell out of my buddy's car from a sitting position upon returning home. Good times.

[GSG]

That hedgerow may look soft and inviting now, but do not be surprised if in the morning it has become a bee and thorn filled nightmare frequently used as a thoroughfare for everything from shrews to badgers.

[Shane-O-Matic]

Discussing football, politics and religion in the pub is a great way to get to know people in a pugilistic capacity.

[Savage]

NEVER RUN OUT OF ICE!
did I already mention that? sorry.

also, have some sort of sparkling wine bev for weekend mornings. French toast and scrambled eggs are just not the same, without.

after a long hard night of hitting the bourbon and what-not, you need a refresher.

[Mr. Viking]

wear shoes when heading outside

[Palinka (RIP)]

wear shoes when heading outside

Yup, yup. Stops the dogshit from soiling your socks.

[Savage]

And remember, always park in the driveway, and drive in the parkway. You'll live longer.

[Palinka (RIP)]

And remember, always park in the driveway, and drive in the parkway. You'll live longer.

Only if you are of the US persuasion.

[Savage]

And remember, always park in the driveway, and drive in the parkway. You'll live longer.

Only if you are of the US persuasion.

I am, guilty as charged.

[Mr. Viking]

wear shoes when heading outside

Yup, yup. Stops the dogshit from soiling your socks.

I think i might have broken a toe bumping into a kerb

[WastelessPointOfTime]

And remember, always park in the driveway, and drive in the parkway. You'll live longer.

So which one did I nap in? It was between cars.