NightShiftCharlie wrote:I thought "Alcoholically Challenged" meant that either you were in a Dry area, or that you couldn't get drunk.
Even though I have to agree with you, those are two horrible concepts we want to forget.
I'll drink to our human ability to forget.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
A gimp leg and a slight bur will always get the question, "Have you been drinking? " (and whilst in most cases I have, it still fucks me off that it's an automatic assumption).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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When seafood starts to taste like licking batteries, it's probably best to throw it away or give it to oettinger (actually, both amount to the same thing).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Yes feed me anything with the slightest chance of giving me some buzz.
Oh and the awkward moment when you realize that the left over pizza you`re having started it`s life two nights earlier as a late night munchies session at burger king
To be fair, yes, tequila. On my graduation as the graduates were marching onto the field (I was in the last line) I was in a VW bug with a few others downing a bottle of the devil's urine. My mother stated she knew I was drunk as we rand to catch up to our place in line.
Did I mention I got married the next day? Pfft, tequlia.
*all star nomination
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
