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Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by BigDog49 » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:55 pm

I have seen a handful of new guys posting over the past couple days without them giving us a proper introduction and a round.

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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by Wingman » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:05 pm

BigDog49 wrote:I have seen a handful of new guys posting over the past couple days without them giving us a proper introduction and a round.
yep. new guy buys. i'll have a shot of whiskey and a shot of whiskey and a beer and a shot of whiskey, thanks.
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:12 pm

Have we met?
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by Chimneyfish » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:55 pm

BigDog49 wrote:I have seen a handful of new guys posting over the past couple days without them giving us a proper introduction and a round.
Yeah, but who are you?
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by Mr Boozificator » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:55 pm

And you are?
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by Chimneyfish » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:56 pm

Never heard of ya pal
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by Mr Boozificator » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:58 pm

My god, we're surrounded with strangers.
RUN!
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by BigDog49 » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:13 am

Dance puppets!!

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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by Chimneyfish » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:59 am

Don't get mad.
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by Bur » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:20 am

Pickles

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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by G_W » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:47 pm

Chimneyfish wrote:
BigDog49 wrote:I have seen a handful of new guys posting over the past couple days without them giving us a proper introduction and a round.
Yeah, but who are you?
You know, I thought the same fucking thing. Who the fuck is this asshat?! You can't be a big dog if you still piss on yourself.
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by G_W » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:48 pm

I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!

Wankers!
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by nic the chick » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:27 am

im not new. been here since 2005. i just forgot is all. casino can vouch for me.
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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by JimLahey » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:32 am

G_W wrote:I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!

Wankers!
You are so cool, you joined a forum earlier than me, it must mean you are hard as fuck and will continue to brag about how much you drink. Fuck you, I'm not impressed.

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Re: Properly Introduce Yourselves New People

Post by nic the chick » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:34 am

JimLahey wrote:
G_W wrote:I mean 2009?! Who the fuck of any import joined this place in 2009?!

Wankers!
You are so cool, you joined a forum earlier than me, it must mean you are hard as fuck and will continue to brag about how much you drink. Fuck you, I'm not impressed.
genuflect, newbster.
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