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Palinka wrote:Allow me to add, to my highly-steamed collegue's prose, a short piece of Alfred, Lord Tennyson's Ulysses (which I feel* to be appropriate),

The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks;
The long day wanes; the slow moon climbs; the deep
Moans round with many voices. Come my friends.
'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.


Gather hope (and cocktails) all ye who enter!

* Because it's very dark and I am doing the interwebs by braille.
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My name is Blackneto which is spanish for Blackneto.
it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.

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Welcome aboard. Enjoy your time here and always keep the faith.

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hello, my name is Wingman....
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Welcome aboard, Aussie_Ben_bourbon. Cheers.

I'm glad you enjoy whiskey, and JD is a favorite of many. That being said, why drink TJD when you could be drinking actual Bourbon? I think there is a recognizable benefit to the upgrade. For example, for about the same money, you could be pouring Jim Beam Black, a far finer flavor and quality. Or, for a substantial savings, you could be enjoying from a host of inexpensive mass production Bourbons, such as the Heaven Hill I am enjoying at this moment.

But I want to be clear I would rather not cast aspersion on a person's beverage of choice, but rather shine a light toward more rewarding alternatives. Subject of course to the individual's preference.

If you're reading this in the midst of your bender, herewith is a translation:

GLand rjouy wiskght. Getzs gf drink d sio drinks. Get k==
]So bawstadrerd trarintor jcak sunongitdh fuckkthe massagoi

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Hi, I am new, also I am a c**t. That is all.

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coldwarclassic wrote:Hi, I am new, also I am a c**t. That is all.
I'm going to assume you meant "cunt" which is allowed based on the growing amount of British folk here who seem to look on the word as harmless as "ass" or " prick" or "Thatcher" no strike that last one. Of course if you meant "clit" then I've no idea what to do with you.
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Hi all!

I found this site and the magazine a few years ago. I loved it! Finally decided to register here. From what I've read you're a fun and knowledgeable bunch. Cheers!

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We're a bunch of awesome saucers, yes. That doesn't sound like I meant it to come out. Sounds like I want to attract kittens. Meow, that's not at all what I was after.

Welcome aboard, all new. Love and hugs.
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23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste

21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there

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Weird, this post. We just used to ask about drinks. But now, someone new is faced with Savage's amazing post count. How do you catch up? How do you work your way in?

Chat works. Posts probably do too, but I'm busy drinking in chat.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"

23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste

21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there

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WastelessPointOfTime wrote:Weird, this post. We just used to ask about drinks. But now, someone new is faced with Savage's amazing post count. How do you catch up? How do you work your way in?

Chat works. Posts probably do too, but I'm busy drinking in chat.
Ya know, this Chat thing of which you speak makes a drunk here wonder wth is up with that. I type with two fingers, have to retype and stuff, but itd be good to check it out this weekend when i get done with the job-habit thing that supports my drikning carrer.

Peace ya mighty Driunkards.

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tdcwillies wrote:
WastelessPointOfTime wrote:Weird, this post. We just used to ask about drinks. But now, someone new is faced with Savage's amazing post count. How do you catch up? How do you work your way in?

Chat works. Posts probably do too, but I'm busy drinking in chat.
Ya know, this Chat thing of which you speak makes a drunk here wonder wth is up with that. I type with two fingers, have to retype and stuff, but itd be good to check it out this weekend when i get done with the job-habit thing that supports my drikning carrer.

Peace ya mighty Driunkards.

Time well spent with the likes of you'un, infuckingdeed
Well??? Where the crap are ya?
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altlover85 wrote:Hi all!

I found this site and the magazine a few years ago. I loved it! Finally decided to register here. From what I've read you're a fun and knowledgeable bunch. Cheers!

Welcome! We are all of the above. We are also thirsty - well, not all of us are Thirsty - you'll meet him soon enough - for those of us who are small t thirsty, we require the newbs fetch us libations, with utmost politeness, of course. By your leave, I would enjoy a Stoli O and club please - no fruit - I ain't here for breakfast, I'm here to drink.
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Yo all!

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I love Steel Reserve.... love love love it!

I'm not your typical malt liquor drinker either, I'm female, a wife, a mother, a professional, a friend.

Steel Reserve rocks, who's with me? Cheers!

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