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What Patchez said, with the addendum, that if your inane, drunken ramblings are in the wrong forum or thread, they may be moved. I have been doing some tidying up, today.
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Aaaahhh the expose yourself-thread, I will chime in on this showing good manners (I`ve posted before replying here, shame on me!)
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Just joined, I am Wolfcoat, Chose that because Úlfhéðinn is a bit hard for folks to process. Thaat, and Who wants to type characters like the eth (ð) all time.

Thanks fer having me. If you see a typo, it is prolly because I am lazy and also want to add a bit of colloquialism to my posts. I am a lazy typist because I spent 16 years as a technical/professional writer, and I ain't getting paid fer posts here.

Thanks fer havin me!

----------------EDIT--------------------------

Ah, I see after reading the posting guidelines my first post is also a toast!

Well, since it be the Yuletide season, and I a follower of the old ways, I say:

WASSAIL!

(uh, no sipping....you have to drain the Wassail bowl in one go).
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Damn few of us left.

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Post by WastelessPointOfTime »

Welcome aboard, oettinger and Wolfcoat. Check out the chat thread also.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"

23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste

21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there

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Post by General E. Fubar »

Welcome all!

I'm the General and I'm an alcoholic...
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General wrote:I'm an alcoholic...
Sound`s incredible, me too. Let`s make out.
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Cousin It wrote:Hi all. I can't believe I never found this site before today. I live in the heart of bourbon country, and partake, liberally. Hopefully, I won't embarrass myself with inane drunk posts; if I do, apologies.

Cheers, Tim
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Sláinte fellow imbibers. My belly is full of booze and my heart is full of fire!

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Brewster wrote:Sláinte fellow imbibers. My belly is full of booze and my heart is full of fire!

Well careful we don't belch our booze up then. What with our heart being on fire and such.

Until that time - slainte! And remember -

Post Drunk.
Post Often.
Post Drunk Often.

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I've been lurking these boards for the last couple weeks...Cheers to many posts that I'll post here and not remember, and wake up the next night like "wtf did i really post that?"

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That Sir is what we cal l"Doing it right." Welcome aboard. Remember post often, post drunk, post drunk often.
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Sup guys, joined in '04 and was apparently too drunk to post. Better late than never

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Bar is still open, drinks served 24/7. Hurry up, order in quantity. You`re welcome
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Welcome aboard. I'm an oldie but a goodie! Hit me me up for any Drunkard stuff.

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SoberSometimes wrote:Sup guys, joined in '04 and was apparently too drunk to post. Better late than never
post again. As I'm sure you are aware, one might try to post drunk, post often, post drunk often
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