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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:35 am

MShaedanath wrote:...I am MShaedanath, a second Generation Modern Drunkard. Taught to tend bar at the young age of...I am the child of one of the former users on this forum, back during the year... 2004-2005?...I am the child of Beatnik Mao...
And you are fondly remembered. In fact, if you go and check some of the old photo threads, there are pictures of your tending bar. Tending it so well, I might add, that some of those present were unwavering in their belief that you were, in reality, a midget.

Welcome aboard, indeed. Your seat at the bar is earned and awaiting. First drink is on us, for your membership has made this a fine day!
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:57 pm

Ah! A legacy. This may be a first. It calls for a toast.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by MEAT! » Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:17 pm

OK. Hello guys.

(Re) new-ish here. Used to be on the board years ago and did a lot of lurking and a little posting. A few guys here may even remember me. I was sitting at a bar the other night and noticed a classic drunkard poster behind me on the wall. That led me to check if the forums were still active and now I'm here. Hope to be a bit more active now and contribute more random drunken bullshit rambling to the boards.

Peace.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:51 pm

MEAT! wrote:...(Re) new-ish here. Used to be on the board...and did...a little posting...Hope to be a bit more active now and contribute more...
Good to have you back onboard, MEAT! We will all look forward to your future contributions.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Lush City » Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:32 pm

Welcome, new guys. It will be a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:16 pm

Welcome back aboard. Enjoy plenty of strong drink, early and often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Jordo! » Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:30 pm

How did I miss this?

Big fan of MDM's overall mission, subject matter, and aesthetic sensibilities. Glad to join the associated forum.

I'll peruse the boards, and maybe post something a few beers from now... (I'm sure everyone is overwhelmingly excited to hear that).

Slainte, comrades.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by givemesomepils » Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:11 pm

Jordo! wrote:How did I miss this?

Big fan of MDM's overall mission, subject matter, and aesthetic sensibilities. Glad to join the associated forum.

I'll peruse the boards, and maybe post something a few beers from now... (I'm sure everyone is overwhelmingly excited to hear that).

Slainte, comrades.

~Jordo!
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Jordo! » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:22 am

givemesomepils wrote:
Jordo! wrote:How did I miss this?

Big fan of MDM's overall mission, subject matter, and aesthetic sensibilities. Glad to join the associated forum.

I'll peruse the boards, and maybe post something a few beers from now... (I'm sure everyone is overwhelmingly excited to hear that).

Slainte, comrades.

~Jordo!
cool man, just make sure you come back when you wake up in the morning. or at least the next time you're drinking.
I never sleep and I'm drinking now, so... win! :D
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:33 am

Welcome to the board Jordo!

Remember: Post often, post drunk, post drunk often.

New one buys around here. Skip the beers for me though, say, do you have any vodka left?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by RyanOwens » Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:17 pm

Good evening, fellow drunks. My name is Ryan and although I hail from New Brunswick, Canada, I live now in Ottawa. I look forward to speaking with and meeting you all.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:50 pm

Welcome aboard young man.

Let the festivities begin
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Mr. Viking » Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:00 pm

RyanOwens wrote:Good evening, fellow drunks. My name is Ryan and although I hail from New Brunswick, Canada, I live now in Ottawa. I look forward to speaking with and meeting you all.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:07 pm

Post often.
Post drunk.
Post drunk often.

Cheers and welcome aboard.

I'll have a single malt, any islay will do.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Jordo! » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:19 pm

oettinger wrote:Welcome to the board Jordo!

Remember: Post often, post drunk, post drunk often.

New one buys around here. Skip the beers for me though, say, do you have any vodka left?
If I have vodka around me, it is imbibed and metabolized immediately. So, alas, no.

That said, I always get the first round or two of drinks when joining comrades, so if the opportunity arises, double stoli's, straight, on me, guys! :-D
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