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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:30 pm

nelson wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:48 am
Ladies and Gents, used to be a semi-regular around 10 years ago, under the username nelto (it got deleted for inactivity, for which I apologize, but I assure you the drinking did NOT stop), good to be back.


Just cracked a bottle of Turkey, who's in?
Deleted? You know, your vernacular does indeed appear to be familiar. Welcome back, yet again.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:35 pm

Welcome back O' Prodigal Son.

Remember, post often, post drunk, post drunk often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Tipsy Magnate » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:06 pm

Hello,

Let's see - grew up in upper Midwest, a child of immigrants. Love whisky, IPAs, and when low on the dole Miller Lite.

I'm 37, with a girlfriend who doesn't get on my never 10% of the time.

Good to meet you all.

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Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:11 pm

Welcome on board then T-Mag

Worship the other 90% then and get loaded°

Post often
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Post often drunk
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Bur » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:44 pm

Ayee, welcome T-mag, welcome to the fold. If Miller lite is near the dishwater levels of cheap Finnish beers.

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Post by Two Hearted » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:54 pm

Bonjour!

Two Hearted here, drinks on me tonight!
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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:18 am

Fuck
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by oettinger » Sat Mar 18, 2017 5:54 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:18 am
Fuck
Hello "Fuck", nice to have you around.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:52 pm

Two Hearted wrote:
Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:54 pm
Bonjour!

Two Hearted here, drinks on me tonight!
Cheers!

Welcome back. Don't mind the folks who have been drinking. We've been holding interventions for them.

Well, not really.

DRINK!

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:47 pm

We've tried intravenous with them though. That seemed to go well.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Post by Linchpin » Mon May 08, 2017 11:05 am

Good Morning!

I'm Sleazy P. Martini Esq. III but you can call me Linchpin.
I've been a member for just a bit but am trying to frequent my logins more often.

A round of drinks to all you Drunkards out there both indulging right now or sleeping it off waiting to rise and start again!

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Badfellow » Wed May 10, 2017 10:43 am

Top 'o the morn to you Linchpin and welcome to the boards. You can make mine an extra sleazy martini straight up garnished with a Flintstones chewable morphine, please.
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Post by Badfellow » Wed May 10, 2017 10:44 am

Yes, this place is rife with sleaze and lunacy.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri May 12, 2017 10:26 pm

Welcome to our drunken corner of the interwebs. Enjoy your stasy.

Since no one said it yet, post drunk, post often, post drunkoften.

I'll have a mug of whiskey and a shot of beer.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Post by Maj » Tue May 30, 2017 12:49 pm

Wait now. I was searching online (undrunk mind you) for some meaningless shit and I found "Modern Drunkard Magazine"! I says to myself, I says self, where do I know that name and that's a pretty good idea for an online magazine. Large print too. But wait, says I. Don't I drunk post on a drunkard forum every once in a while? Yes! I do! And what do you know but there's a link at the top of the page says "chat board" and I click it and here I am, obviously not new to the board, but with a renewed purpose.

My name is Maj and I love the ladies. And the liquor.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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