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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:I'm Jimmy Lester. Fuck you! You want a fucking drink? get it you own fucking self. And get me one too. Make it a double or I'll beat some ass. FUCK!
You sound like a really nice guy. Can you do me a solid and watch my wallet while I take a nap?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Sounds like somebody needs to be taken out behind The Shed.
I ain't into that sort of shit. But it's cool if you are. I don't mind drinkin' with homos. Hell, I'll even buy you a drink if you're cool. Just don't try to convert me and shit.

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Badfellow wrote:
Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:I'm Jimmy Lester. Fuck you! You want a fucking drink? get it you own fucking self. And get me one too. Make it a double or I'll beat some ass. FUCK!
You sound like a really nice guy. Can you do me a solid and watch my wallet while I take a nap?
I'll watch your wallet, your car, your girlfriend, whatever. Just buy me a couple drinks. If I gotta watch the girlfriend, make 'em doubles... triples if she's fat.

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Very telling, the first thing that pops into someones mind.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Very telling, the first thing that pops into someones mind.
Are you a goddamned mind reader, or some shit? How the fuck do you know what the first fucking thing in my mind was?

I'm sittin' here tryin' to be all polite and shit and you want to insult me?

I'll let you buy me some Irish to make it up to me, but don't ever assume what's what. Fuck.

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This Jimmy Lester jerkoff is prime Shed material.
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Badfellow wrote:This Jimmy Lester jerkoff is prime Shed material.
You boys keep sawin' on about this fucking Shed. And that fucking Shit Talkers. Which one is better?

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Are there any active mods who remember RIPT?
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peetie44 wrote:Are there any active mods who remember RIPT?
Always the protector of the board, that peetie44. I've seen only a couple incarnations of that disturbed weirdo, but its M.O. was a slow build in cheesily constructed falsity, followed by some sort of sad unveiling,"HA IT'S ME"

This is something different. Hmmm

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peetie44 wrote:Are there any active mods who remember RIPT?
What a lovely troll, that man. I miss him about as much as I miss gout.
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peetie44 wrote:Are there any active mods who remember RIPT?
how cuold i be a mod
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DivaBitch wrote: how cuold i be a mod
First, you'll need to pay a non-refundable application fee of (10) cases Buffalo Trace Whiskey to the Int'l. Drunkard Moderators Guild.
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Badfellow wrote:
DivaBitch wrote: how cuold i be a mod
First, you'll need to pay a non-refundable application fee of (10) cases Buffalo Trace Whiskey to the Int'l. Drunkard Moderators Guild.
how abuot a baggie of my pupbic hair when i shave?
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Howdy fellow drinkers!

I thought I'd take a few minutes to introduce myself here. My name is Will and together with my wife, we are currently on the mother of all road trips, driving from SLC, Utah to Ushuaia Argentina. We've been roaming this earth together for the previous six years and we've really enjoyed experiencing the world around us through drinking. From raki in Turkey to arak in Sri Lanka to pisco in Peru and now mezcal and tequila in Mexico, drinking is totally part of our adventure and bars are where we connect with our fellow human beings. This alone has taught us that regardless of where someone is born or what the color of their skin is or what language they speak, there is more in common than there are differences.

At present we are in Oaxaca, Mexico and have a two-day mezcal tour booked next week and I am beyond excited about learning more about this complex spirit.

So that's me. How you doin?

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TheLifeNomadic wrote:Howdy fellow drinkers!

I thought I'd take a few minutes to introduce myself here. My name is Will and together with my wife, we are currently on the mother of all road trips, driving from SLC, Utah to Ushuaia Argentina. We've been roaming this earth together for the previous six years and we've really enjoyed experiencing the world around us through drinking. From raki in Turkey to arak in Sri Lanka to pisco in Peru and now mezcal and tequila in Mexico, drinking is totally part of our adventure and bars are where we connect with our fellow human beings. This alone has taught us that regardless of where someone is born or what the color of their skin is or what language they speak, there is more in common than there are differences.

At present we are in Oaxaca, Mexico and have a two-day mezcal tour booked next week and I am beyond excited about learning more about this complex spirit.

So that's me. How you doin?
Welcome Nomad. I'm looking forward to your tales from Mexico and beyond. Mezcal is underrated and one of my favorites. I also love Raicilla If you haven't had it yet, ask for it. It's el fantastico!

Oh yeah, new guys the drinks around here. To keep with the theme, I'll have some good rested mezcal.

Cheers!
DRINK!

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