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I totaly know what you mean...i love the feeling of finishing an absolute ball kicker of a days work and knowing it's done and you can start getting shitfaced...think i even prefer drinking after work to drinking on my days off. feel like i've earned that shit
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Welcome aboad. We shall all look forward to your posts and exploring new fellow Modern Drunkards' opinions, recipes and stories.

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Welcome, all you new guys.

CHEERS!
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Post by Aussie_Ben_bourbon »

Hey guys!,

Im typing from australia , I registered over a month ago and even sent a msg of face book to FKR, only to realise his account hasn't been updated since 2009 lol.

Anywho, names Ben, live on the south coast of NSW in australia and get hammered ever night after coming home from my stupid job as a travel agent, lately ove been hitting the JD PRETTY HARD, but as I type its 1214am saturday, have had a nice friday night of boozing and set myself a mini weekend bender challenge. So I have now polished off the JD bottle and an now hunkering down into a case (24x375ml) sorry, we only do metric in au case of 5.8% beer, I told myself I can pass out until rthe case has dissapeard, Into beer 6 after the 700ml of JD, Cant wait for that lovely feeling of complete inebriation! peaceout drunkards!

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Is Blackout Island in Australia as dangerous as the Australian mainland, what with all of your scary lethal critters? I hope not.
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21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
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Hi I'm Matt. I like gin...beer, Bundaberg Rum, scotch...etc

I love getting extremely drunk

My aim is to Stay lucid for longer...people tell me I'm fine until I have to walk anywhere...then the alcohol floods every inch of my system and its all downhill (in a good way) from there.

I love getting smashed. I love smoking.

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I'm new to this board. I thought I better post something before I forget my user name and password.

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Albert wrote:I'm new to this board. I thought I better post something before I forget my user name and password.

Albert
hello. Hope you have fun
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hello gin wrote:Hi I'm Matt. I like gin...beer, Bundaberg Rum, scotch...etc

I love getting extremely drunk

My aim is to Stay lucid for longer...people tell me I'm fine until I have to walk anywhere...then the alcohol floods every inch of my system and its all downhill (in a good way) from there.

I love getting smashed. I love smoking.
hello hello gin. I like the cut of your jib
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Albert wrote:I'm new to this board. I thought I better post something before I forget my user name and password.

Albert
Sounds like doing it properly, now the ultimate test will be to try to post again on Friday night. If you fail at that, then accidentally pour strong liquor on your keyboard trying, set fire to your apartment, offer a drink or twelve to the firemen when they come to the rescue, please create a new account as soon as you are out of intensive care, you definitely belong here.
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Allow myself to introduce...myself.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

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Hello MDM big fan of the site and magazine wish I found out about this years ago but no matter CHEERS

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Hi, I'm here to see what I've been told are some amazing tribute posts and pics of the much-loved Mayhem. He told me so many stories of his wonderful friends here, I wanted to see for myself. Thanks, l... for pointing me in the right direction!

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MayhemsGirl wrote:Hi, I'm here to see what I've been told are some amazing tribute posts and pics of the much-loved Mayhem. He told me so many stories of his wonderful friends here, I wanted to see for myself. Thanks, l... for pointing me in the right direction!

greatly loved.
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MayhemsGirl wrote:Hi, I'm here to see what I've been told are some amazing tribute posts and pics of the much-loved Mayhem. He told me so many stories of his wonderful friends here, I wanted to see for myself. Thanks, l... for pointing me in the right direction!
Welcome! Glad she did- the crazy stuff is here. And Mayhem is much loved here.
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