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- TheDrunkardAnglo
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Sorry chaps, just realised that someone had to move my bit to the correct section. Didn't see this here. My most humblest of apologies.
I'll make sure to post in the correct section in the future.
Chin, chin!
I'll make sure to post in the correct section in the future.
Chin, chin!
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
- Lush City
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Herman,
Great to have another European on board. I know the UK is not Euro but it's close enough for drunk yanks. Politicos and dying mainstream press journos love booze. There is always a great bar nearby your offices. You probably are watching Kevin Spacey's Netflix series on Wash. D.C. political graft and corruption. That's the new business model I hear.
Great to have another European on board. I know the UK is not Euro but it's close enough for drunk yanks. Politicos and dying mainstream press journos love booze. There is always a great bar nearby your offices. You probably are watching Kevin Spacey's Netflix series on Wash. D.C. political graft and corruption. That's the new business model I hear.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I'd have to say it is rare I will spend time near a politician unless drink is involved. Those guys know their market. Welcome to the party
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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pour amaretto liqueur over vanilla ice cream like syrup. also welcomeArtful Detective wrote:Hello my friends. I am newly registered but long time reader- don't want to use the word "lurker" as it sounds rather creepy like "stalker". But I have found solace and entertainment from all of you from afar.
About me: I like cheap vodka- but not so cheap where it has that rubbing alcohol flavor- I do have some dignity- I mean cheap as in a plastic handle is perfectly acceptable.
I love food in my drinks... Hefeweizens (with lemon), Dirty Martini's (with bleu cheese olives), Mojitos (with cucumbers) and Bloody Mary's (with bacon or shrimp). I am open to suggestions as to other delicious combinations
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Also try gin or vodka poured over orange or lemon sorbet, or whisk(e)y over coffee (or fudge or toffee or "Rocky Road") ice cream.givemesomepills wrote:pour amaretto liqueur over vanilla ice cream like syrup...
Or this...
For more information about Newcastle Brown Ale ice cream, click here and have a bit of a poke around.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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- Inebriate Savant
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wow yes yes yes and yes again. to all of that.Palinka wrote:Also try gin or vodka poured over orange or lemon sorbet, or whisk(e)y over coffee (or fudge or toffee or "Rocky Road") ice cream.givemesomepills wrote:pour amaretto liqueur over vanilla ice cream like syrup...
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Hello to all,
New member and young'un (21) here. I've often enjoyed reading everyone's posts here while inebriated and figured it was about time I joined seeing as before I was what would be considered a "stalker" which I assure you all I am not... A few random yet useful things about me:
Favourite (I'm Canadian, so yes. I spell things "weirdly") drinks: Scotch, Canadian rye, Gin Martini's, good tequila (100% agave).
Favourite activities: Skiing (with a flask), boating (with a flask), and automotive restoration and repair (with a flask...or two)
Favourite quotes: "In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing." - Theodore Roosevelt.
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
"The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places." - Ernest Hemingway
Lookin' forward to getting to know some of you interesting and wonderful crazies. Cheers all!
New member and young'un (21) here. I've often enjoyed reading everyone's posts here while inebriated and figured it was about time I joined seeing as before I was what would be considered a "stalker" which I assure you all I am not... A few random yet useful things about me:
Favourite (I'm Canadian, so yes. I spell things "weirdly") drinks: Scotch, Canadian rye, Gin Martini's, good tequila (100% agave).
Favourite activities: Skiing (with a flask), boating (with a flask), and automotive restoration and repair (with a flask...or two)
Favourite quotes: "In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing." - Theodore Roosevelt.
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
"The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places." - Ernest Hemingway
Lookin' forward to getting to know some of you interesting and wonderful crazies. Cheers all!
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Welcome aboard. Remember post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.
Also new guy buys. I'll have a pint glass of that Canadian rye.
Also new guy buys. I'll have a pint glass of that Canadian rye.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Thanks Patchez...
I'd gladly buy everyone a round of good Canadian rye as I simply love the stuff but I'm afraid on my student budget it might be a while! Hahah!
Cheers! - Davey
I'd gladly buy everyone a round of good Canadian rye as I simply love the stuff but I'm afraid on my student budget it might be a while! Hahah!
Cheers! - Davey
- Lush City
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Welcome to the board young man. Remember to drink responsibly. Slow and steady wins the race. Do as I say and not as I do.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- peetie44
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Welcome aboard, Davey. I'll take a shot of Wisner's 18yo.
CHEERS!
CHEERS!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Until that I was ready to call bullshit.Lush City wrote:Do as I say and not as I do.
That Teddy quote always reminds me of firefly. Also 160 proof vodka while effective hangover cure, certainly isn't the smoothest route.
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If you like that, check out this!givemesomepills wrote:wow yes yes yes and yes again. to all of that.Palinka wrote:Also try gin or vodka poured over orange or lemon sorbet, or whisk(e)y over coffee (or fudge or toffee or "Rocky Road") ice cream.givemesomepills wrote:pour amaretto liqueur over vanilla ice cream like syrup...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
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- Inebriate Savant
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those look great.Palinka wrote:If you like that, check out this!
on another note, i hardly see any of the new people actually using this thread, say if you want to get on here i think this is the best way to introduce yourself, but they don't want to use it. oh well.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul