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cosmicpossum wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 1:51 pm
New to the board. Introducing myself. My name does not begin with cosmic, but it's a nice forum handle which was graciously given to me by a member of this board (undoubtedly whilst drunk). I'm a happy dipso even if I'm only 2 pints of delicious porter in (so at least 6 pints away). I'll catch up and likely forget this and introduce myself again. Until then, sláinte.
Most welcome good sir the name is great, and frankly I think you should be thankful that you have such friends

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Welcome, new peeps. If you like the drink, you're in the right place. Merry fuckings to you.
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cosmicpossum wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 1:51 pm
New to the board. Introducing myself. My name does not begin with cosmic, but it's a nice forum handle which was graciously given to me by a member of this board (undoubtedly whilst drunk). I'm a happy dipso even if I'm only 2 pints of delicious porter in (so at least 6 pints away). I'll catch up and likely forget this and introduce myself again. Until then, sláinte.
No worries about your real name not starting with "cosmic." However, ending with "possum" is a little weird. I guess your parent tippled a bit then?

Either way, welcome!
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Cheers second new dude.

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Welkommen.
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scream ale wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 3:39 pm
Cheers second new dude.

^^^ Don't listen to him. He's drunk.
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:30 pm
Welkommen.
^^^ Don't listen to him. His German accent is fake. And he's drunk.
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cosmicpossum wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 1:51 pm
New to the board. Introducing myself. My name does not begin with cosmic, but it's a nice forum handle which was graciously given to me by a member of this board (undoubtedly whilst drunk). I'm a happy dipso even if I'm only 2 pints of delicious porter in (so at least 6 pints away). I'll catch up and likely forget this and introduce myself again. Until then, sláinte.
Welcome aboard fellow drunkard! Looking forward to the stories you will share. Since I had some martini's with the other new dude this week, I'll have some Long Beach Ice Teas with you today. I'll tell you the same thing when you introduce yourself again. Until then, chin chin good sir!
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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 8:03 pm
scream ale wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 3:39 pm
Cheers second new dude.

^^^ Don't listen to him. He's drunk.
^^^ Don't listen to him. He gets drunk and listens to Aha cover bands.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:13 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 8:03 pm
scream ale wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 3:39 pm
Cheers second new dude.

^^^ Don't listen to him. He's drunk.
^^^ Don't listen to him. He gets drunk and listens to Aha cover bands.
Yeah, don't listen to DB unless you need advice about taking hookers and Persian rugs out into the California desert...
Okole maluna!

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Oct 08, 2021 5:18 am
scream ale wrote:
Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:13 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Oct 07, 2021 8:03 pm



^^^ Don't listen to him. He's drunk.
^^^ Don't listen to him. He gets drunk and listens to Aha cover bands.
Yeah, don't listen to DB unless you need advice about taking hookers and Persian rugs out into the California desert...
but that's the only reason people join the board??
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Welcome aboard cosmicpossum. Remember to post often, post drunk and post drunk often.

Cheers!
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benitobeast69 wrote:
Wed Oct 06, 2021 8:12 am
SpitefulTriful wrote:
Wed Oct 06, 2021 3:07 am
Thanks to both. I'm not far from Manchester, I'm in Bolton...
No shit!!! I'm actually from Bury but I didn't know if you'd have heard of it. hah. So you're like round the corner!!

Mentioned a pub from near you in a post last week...ye old man and scythe.. you know it?

We might even know each other. hah

For those of you not from round these parts...Bolton is walking distance near enough from where I live. (a decent walk, you'd need to take a hip flask)
Heyy. Small world or something.

Ha, yea been to Man and Scythe, I don't often drink in town though, I prefer to go to Manchester if I'm going out...thanks for all the welcomes etc. Now let's get wasted.

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SpitefulTriful wrote:
Fri Oct 08, 2021 1:17 pm
benitobeast69 wrote:
Wed Oct 06, 2021 8:12 am
SpitefulTriful wrote:
Wed Oct 06, 2021 3:07 am
Thanks to both. I'm not far from Manchester, I'm in Bolton...
No shit!!! I'm actually from Bury but I didn't know if you'd have heard of it. hah. So you're like round the corner!!

Mentioned a pub from near you in a post last week...ye old man and scythe.. you know it?

We might even know each other. hah

For those of you not from round these parts...Bolton is walking distance near enough from where I live. (a decent walk, you'd need to take a hip flask)
Heyy. Small world or something.

Ha, yea been to Man and Scythe, I don't often drink in town though, I prefer to go to Manchester if I'm going out...thanks for all the welcomes etc. Now let's get wasted.
AMEN BRODDA.
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I'm a new born DRUNKARD!

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