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Nausea wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 pm
Welcome newest user gHzcXItj3a to the board!
There around four new members with nonsense names spelled in likewise manner to this one's. When it posts, it will be a deluge of posts with plagiarized snippets of online magazine stories interspersed with Nike shoe links.
The other mods are quite aware of these, originating from a single source overseas.
We're going to keep one and play with it. Try to teach it to DRINK.
If that can't be done, we'll remove the brain and tan the hide, and hang it on the wall
Cross your fingers that we can teach it.
This important work may save us all when the Singularity occurrs...

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Can we find the location these bots are being generated from and plan a Drunkard Intervention at that location for next year?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 3:44 pm
Can we find the location these bots are being generated from and plan a Drunkard Intervention at that location for next year?
Man, I sure hope they are coming from New Orleans.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 8:17 pm
Patchez wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 3:44 pm
Can we find the location these bots are being generated from and plan a Drunkard Intervention at that location for next year?
Man, I sure hope they are coming from New Orleans.
Or Bangkok.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Palinka always used this ip tracker device. That thing worked like shit. Did you know that I live in New Jersey?

Having said that maybe this is old Palinka trying to lock in from the netherworld
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oettinger wrote:
Fri May 18, 2018 9:49 am
Palinka always used this ip tracker device. That thing worked like shit. Did you know that I live in New Jersey?

Having said that maybe this is old Palinka trying to lock in from the netherworld
That would be ironic as hell: Palinka had a hard on for killing bots. That's probably why there aren't many bots about these days.
Well, that and FKR's recent board migration...

If Palinka came back as a bot, would he commit Seppuku?

Or did he rewire one like a beat up T-1000?

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 5:07 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri May 18, 2018 9:49 am
Palinka always used this ip tracker device. That thing worked like shit. Did you know that I live in New Jersey?

Having said that maybe this is old Palinka trying to lock in from the netherworld
That would be ironic as hell: Palinka had a hard on for killing bots. That's probably why there aren't many bots about these days.
Well, that and FKR's recent board migration...

If Palinka came back as a bot, would he commit Seppuku?

Or did he rewire one like a beat up T-1000?
lemme, lemme, lemme finish what I started
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Nausea wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 pm
Welcome newest user gHzcXItj3a to the board!
Hold up Nauz Dawg, are you trying to hook up with gHzcXitj3a?! You even called it a "user" teehee!
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Absinthe Of Malice wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 2:51 pm
I am going to reintroduce myself here, as I have been away for too long...

...Cheers, big ears!
Good to have you aboard again, young man.

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mistah willies wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 5:40 am
Nausea wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 pm
Welcome newest user gHzcXItj3a to the board!

We're going to keep one and play with it. Try to teach it to DRINK.
If that can't be done, we'll remove the brain and tan the hide, and hang it on the wall
Cross your fingers that we can teach it.
This important work may save us all when the Singularity occurrs...
What would a bot drink?

what about one of those fancy bacon infused cocktails but we replace bacon with SPAM?
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I think I`ve seen this cunt before. It tried to sign in under the very suspicious name gHzcXItj- 2B
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 9:48 pm
Nausea wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 pm
Welcome newest user gHzcXItj3a to the board!
Hold up Nauz Dawg, are you trying to hook up with gHzcXitj3a?! You even called it a "user" teehee!
Don't be such a cock block. Fucking robots is very progressive.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Welcome newest member aWFv9n0Kh3em! What a creative name! Will you please enlighten us drunkards on it's significance?

Oh, and watch out for Nausea, he will try too hook up with you. He is a bot pimp and may convince you to meet him in Vegas.
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Nausea wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:54 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 9:48 pm
Nausea wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 pm
Welcome newest user gHzcXItj3a to the board!
Hold up Nauz Dawg, are you trying to hook up with gHzcXitj3a?! You even called it a "user" teehee!
Don't be such a cock block. Fucking robots is very progressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kckEEQKXaCU
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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