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Two Hearted
- Drunker Than God
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shit.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
--Smatter
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mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
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It's always the same, but different each time.
Thing is, the bar will always be open here.
Even if you like a dark stout, a black rum, or a smoky corner, back behind the pool tables.
Even keel, non keel-hauling. We are united against them Drys.
DRINK!
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Thing is, the bar will always be open here.
Even if you like a dark stout, a black rum, or a smoky corner, back behind the pool tables.
Even keel, non keel-hauling. We are united against them Drys.
DRINK!
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
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I envy all you outdoorsmen. Used to read those mags when growing up living in the big city. Never got into it to develop any skills but toured about with a back pack, bed roll and tent. Always dependent on the supply grid yet had a number of exposures to living in the wild hunting and gathering for survival. It was fun because I was young and full of muscle and juice. Today I would be toast if forced to fend for myself.
Good nite all ...
Good nite all ...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Welcome to the board Lush City,
remember
Drink drunk, and drunk often.
Post
and more good music btw!
remember
Drink drunk, and drunk often.
Post
and more good music btw!
Drink!
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Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
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- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
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You can kiss my ass!oettinger wrote:Welcome to the board Lush City,
remember
Drink drunk, and drunk often.
Post
and more good music btw!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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FillupMcCupp
- Tippler
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I am welcomed and drunkenly excited to be a part of the great url of drunken acceptance that is the modern drunkard by current user Patchez. This round is on me, what'll you have ya cheeky bastards? I'm taking part in the "Devil Dancer" from Founders. I look forward to sharing and reading our collective drunk escapades, may the drunken force be with you.
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mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
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And also with you.FillupMcCupp wrote:I am welcomed and drunkenly excited to be a part of the great url of drunken acceptance that is the modern drunkard by current user Patchez. This round is on me, what'll you have ya cheeky bastards? I'm taking part in the "Devil Dancer" from Founders. I look forward to sharing and reading our collective drunk escapades, may the drunken force be with you.
Where didja go/
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Welcome aboard Fillup you're going to love it here.
Remember. Post drunk. Post often. Post drunk often.
I'll have a Martini, equal parts sweet and dry vermouth and two parts gin. Shake the hell out of it. With some bacon stuffed olives.
Remember. Post drunk. Post often. Post drunk often.
I'll have a Martini, equal parts sweet and dry vermouth and two parts gin. Shake the hell out of it. With some bacon stuffed olives.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
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May your cup always be full Mr. McCupp. Welcome to the pub!FillupMcCupp wrote:I am welcomed and drunkenly excited to be a part of the great url of drunken acceptance that is the modern drunkard by current user Patchez. This round is on me, what'll you have ya cheeky bastards? I'm taking part in the "Devil Dancer" from Founders. I look forward to sharing and reading our collective drunk escapades, may the drunken force be with you.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Just joined. Found this wonderful home of enablers through another member. I'm 47 and from PA in the USA. My favorite drink is... does it have alcohol in it?
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Oh Dear. It appears that I have led another Lamb astray.
As per your AV, I'll have a pitcher of Bloodies.
As per your AV, I'll have a pitcher of Bloodies.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Glad to be here! This site keeps me laughing for sure. NIce to be around some like-minded people!
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Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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you feel the same way we all felt. Hope you enjoy the club. On that note, I'll have a canadian club with a little ice, thanksspeed3914 wrote:Glad to be here! This site keeps me laughing for sure. NIce to be around some like-minded people!
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
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Welcome Speed!speed3914 wrote:Glad to be here! This site keeps me laughing for sure. NIce to be around some like-minded people!
DRINK!
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givemesomepils
- Inebriate Savant
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- Location: Somewhere in texas
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Welcome to the board. I like the avatar. now how about a glass of vodka?Bubblez wrote:Just joined. Found this wonderful home of enablers through another member. I'm 47 and from PA in the USA. My favorite drink is... does it have alcohol in it?
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul