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Welcome aboard G. I'll have a bourbon on the rocks and a good porter to go with it.
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Welcome Graham,
new one buys so I`ll have a whisky sour
Drink!
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What the hell, if Graham is buying I'll take a good strong ale.

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Graham Stephenson wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:37 pm
Hello everyone. My name is Graham. My fraternity bros (Sigma Nu) just call me "G". I've been lurking here for a long while and finally decided to make it official. So here I am.

I understand that the drill is to buy a round for you all. I left my credit card open at the bar, so just put it on my tab. Looking forward to getting to know you all.
What are the 16 numbers on the front of that credit card? Asking for my bartender. I'm trying to order Jameson, but when I showed him your post, he said he needs those numbers. Oh, also, there are 3 more numbers in addition to those first 16. Oh, and the expiration date. What are those?

I ain't saying thank you until I have my free drink.

FUCK!

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Ha! I guess that's funny! You're a funny guy. I've read your posts.

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Hi Graham, and welcome.

I'll have a Stella Artois Cidre and a mango Whiteclaw.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:37 pm
Hi Graham, and welcome.

I'll have a Stella Artois Cidre and a mango Whiteclaw.
Done. And thank you! And you're welcome.

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Graham Stephenson wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:48 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:37 pm
Hi Graham, and welcome.

I'll have a Stella Artois Cidre and a mango Whiteclaw.
Done. And thank you! And you're welcome.
If that's how it is, then I'll also have the same. Thank you and welcome aboard.
BTW, proper way to introduce: nicely done, and well met.

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mistah willies wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:48 pm
Graham Stephenson wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:48 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:37 pm
Hi Graham, and welcome.

I'll have a Stella Artois Cidre and a mango Whiteclaw.
Done. And thank you! And you're welcome.
If that's how it is, then I'll also have the same. Thank you and welcome aboard.
BTW, proper way to introduce: nicely done, and well met.
Thank you for the warm welcome. Stella and Whiteclaw it is. Enjoy.

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Graham Stephenson wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:07 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:48 pm
Graham Stephenson wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:48 pm


Done. And thank you! And you're welcome.
If that's how it is, then I'll also have the same. Thank you and welcome aboard.
BTW, proper way to introduce: nicely done, and well met.
Thank you for the warm welcome. Stella and Whiteclaw it is. Enjoy.
Ignore him. Those drink choices probably mean he's trying to hit on you. Being an Ivy League rich and all.
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oh. That's funny. I read some of his stories and he didn't strike me as a rich guy. Or ivy league. Man, I'm really trying to get the hang of this board. Thanks for the heads up.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 12:58 pm
Depthcharge wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:57 am

No Offense (how you spell it, no?) but you seem a little mean-spirited to newcomers on here. Actually - Offense!

Be nicer and kinder to the new arrivals!

We're here to enjoy ourselves!
Agreed on all accounts kind sir and apologies! I assure you we really are here to drink and enjoy ourselves and nothing but!

As of late we've had a bit of a troll problem on the board so that's what instigates some rather...shall we say...unsavory conduct. Rest assured, it is definitely not directed at our true drunkard members and friends.

Let us buy you some drinks to not leave a bad taste in your mouth (well, unless you order a crappy drink that is). Welcome back fellow drunkard and please post drunk and often! Chin chin!
Kind Hearts are more than Coronets, Drunktective old man! Many thanks for your civilised and welcome reply!

Been away again but back now and ready for some What Are You Drinking entries soon!

Excelsior!

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My apologies to you newcomers for being uncouth and troll-bitten, as of late. A fine, boozy balm and a glass raised to your arrival should be sufficient to flush the figurative bug from my butt.

Cheers and welcome, fellow Drunkards. This round is on me.
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AYO, AYO

Who in here drinkin and who in here fuckin'

cos a mothafucka high and I'm about to do both, fr fr

What's up from the southside of the real side

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Hennessy Williams wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 12:07 pm
AYO, AYO

Who in here drinkin and who in here fuckin'

cos a mothafucka high and I'm about to do both, fr fr

What's up from the southside of the real side
Wait, why the fuck am I doing this, are y'all checki'n peoples backgrounds or some shit?

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