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[Rusty_Shackleford]

I've been lurking on MDM for probably at least 12 years, so I figured I should finally make this post.

I hang out religiously in MDM chat though - the guys there can vouch for me ;-).

I live in frozen shithole Saskatchewan - there isn't much else to do here than drink. Also, in my profession, heavy drinking is very common, so I fit right in. I'd rather not say what it is I do, but no, it's nothing cool like a 1940's film noir PI :-(.

Cheers guys!

[scream ale]

Cheers sir!

[Patchez]

I've been lurking on MDM for probably at least 12 years, so I figured I should finally make this post.

I hang out religiously in MDM chat though - the guys there can vouch for me ;-).

I live in frozen shithole Saskatchewan - there isn't much else to do here than drink. Also, in my profession, heavy drinking is very common, so I fit right in. I'd rather not say what it is I do, but no, it's nothing cool like a 1940's film noir PI :-(.

Cheers guys!

Hey Rusty!! Finally made it over to the boards. Welcome and Post drunk. Post often. Post drunk often.

[Badfellow]

I've been lurking on MDM for probably at least 12 years, so I figured I should finally make this post.

I hang out religiously in MDM chat though - the guys there can vouch for me ;-).

I live in frozen shithole Saskatchewan - there isn't much else to do here than drink. Also, in my profession, heavy drinking is very common, so I fit right in. I'd rather not say what it is I do, but no, it's nothing cool like a 1940's film noir PI :-(.

Cheers guys!

Hello, Mr. Shackleford. Or may I call you Gribble? Anywayz, welcome to the posting of stuff and such on the MDM boards. I too live in a frozen shithole, albeit Minnesota and it is currently summer, and am given no recourse against the overbearing, dick-headed influences of life other than consuming shit tons of alcohol.

Feel free to drop in anytime. We'll be sure to save you a seat, and cheers.

[Artful Drunktective]

Welcome fellow drunkard Rusty Trombone, I mean, Shackleford. Hey at least those of you who live in frozen shitholes have the best poutine. Doesn't that make it all the worthwhile?

[oettinger]

Welcome back(?), I can attest to the drunken sincerity of this very board.

Half n half Vodka with club soda, two slices of lemon to squeeze in please

[waahoohah]

It's 7:10 PM. Dinner will be ready soon. I am wearing nothing but a fez and a leer.

Hi.

[scream ale]

Hi how's it going?

[Patchez]

Welcome back Space Monkey! How have your explorations into the far reaches of the galaxy? Is your 7 year mission over or are you just back on R and R?

Either way welcome back and praise Bacchus all is well.

Cheers.

[oettinger]

Hi, my name is Gede and I get a boner from this

[peetie44]

Hi, yourself, you damn dirty ape!

[gede]

Hi, my name is Gede and I get a boner from this

Nothing like some low quality drunken shitposting to get me all hot under the collar. Guilty as charged.

[Badfellow]

Hi, my name is Gede and I get a boner from this

Nothing like some low quality drunken shitposting to get me all hot under the collar. Guilty as charged.

At least you're still able to stand at full salute. Unlike some of other flaccid folks around here... I no name names, Oettinger. Whoops.

[oettinger]

Gene it is actually

[mistah willies]

Gene it is actually

Gene, I mean, Oett, duuuude

We're not supposed to use our real names around here, remember? Dr. Patrick Rothchild Jameson Tilbury would vivisect you for that.

---willies