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- Donald J. Drunk
- Super Drunkard
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Welcome to the resort, bub!
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
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Exactly what I need to fight this hangover. Its relentless, like shit on my shoe.Squire Cockburn wrote:Your drink, sir.Dear Booze wrote:I'd like a Rum & Coke. Thanks.
Thank you Squire.
Cheers!
DRINK!
- GraveyardShiftChuck
- Hooch Hound
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Top man, Squire.
And a warm MDF welcome to you, Diva. Just so you know, being a woman (and a pretty one at that, judging by the photos) doesn't excuse you from the "new guy buys" policy; we're all about the equality thing here in this regard. I'll have another John Lee Hooker Deluxe, please.
And a warm MDF welcome to you, Diva. Just so you know, being a woman (and a pretty one at that, judging by the photos) doesn't excuse you from the "new guy buys" policy; we're all about the equality thing here in this regard. I'll have another John Lee Hooker Deluxe, please.
May you all be hung, drawn and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
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Stop by the club in the next few weks and I'll buy the next round. no siscy drinks alowed thouhg strait shots or nothing. thAN ks for the waerm welcume I workig tuesdey come byGraveyardShiftChuck wrote:Top man, Squire.
And a warm MDF welcome to you, Diva. Just so you know, being a woman (and a pretty one at that, judging by the photos) doesn't excuse you from the "new guy buys" policy; we're all about the equality thing here in this regard. I'll have another John Lee Hooker Deluxe, please.
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
- GraveyardShiftChuck
- Hooch Hound
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A John Lee Hooker is "one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer." A Deluxe version is higher shelf brands. In my case, a Maker's Mark, a Johnny Walker Black, and a MGD.
May you all be hung, drawn and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
- mistah willies
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Welcome to our new members, indeed
JoyOfDrinking please paint more happy bottles
Squire of Cockburn, perhaps someday we will crow at the ugly morning sun like Roosters, or roasters, as case may be. Masters, at any rate. Your friend ranks high here. Please tell him to wash.
DiivaBitch, helluva a name. You've proven yourself well-versed in Drunkardese, amen.
Me?
I'll have the remnants for a drink, from the bottom of the bottles left by the others in this marvelous Pub of the FKR.
Yes, there's a magazine.
Never leave a bottle with a drop left in it, you know.
The answers to life, the universe and everything are in that last drop.
Unproven, I simply need more data for my study on this important matter.
DRINK! you fresh livers.
Fuck this "Monday" thing of which I've heard. Bastard.
JoyOfDrinking please paint more happy bottles
Squire of Cockburn, perhaps someday we will crow at the ugly morning sun like Roosters, or roasters, as case may be. Masters, at any rate. Your friend ranks high here. Please tell him to wash.
DiivaBitch, helluva a name. You've proven yourself well-versed in Drunkardese, amen.
Me?
I'll have the remnants for a drink, from the bottom of the bottles left by the others in this marvelous Pub of the FKR.
Yes, there's a magazine.
Never leave a bottle with a drop left in it, you know.
The answers to life, the universe and everything are in that last drop.
Unproven, I simply need more data for my study on this important matter.
DRINK! you fresh livers.
Fuck this "Monday" thing of which I've heard. Bastard.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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And as Dear Booze twitted or tweeted once, paraphrasing here, "Fuck Tuesday. It's like a shitty sequel to Monday"mistah willies wrote: Fuck this "Monday" thing of which I've heard. Bastard.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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I say FUCK all mornings espicailly if I worked the night before.
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
- Malibu Laurie
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Hey all. I don't post much but I do read the board so to kinda quote the Dude, I am privy to all the new shit here.
I like Malibu rum a lot. I know, it's lightweight n' schtuff but I drink other things in addition to it. I have no problem mixing my alcohols, but the Malibu is good when at work so I don't get wasted. I like cheap wine, sangria from the huge Carlo Rossi jug, and other people's booze on hand. Vodka is good too, but I try not to keep it around or I will drink it all up very quickly. At a bar, I order margaritas. I also like beer, but it's more like an appetizer.
I drink for fun, boredom at work, and to relieve stress. My job and family really cuts into my drinking time so I am always tryinta come up with elaborate schemes to disguise my drinking, which is what brought me here. Well, that and a recommendation from a drunkard friend.
Anyway the next round is on me. ¡Salud!
I like Malibu rum a lot. I know, it's lightweight n' schtuff but I drink other things in addition to it. I have no problem mixing my alcohols, but the Malibu is good when at work so I don't get wasted. I like cheap wine, sangria from the huge Carlo Rossi jug, and other people's booze on hand. Vodka is good too, but I try not to keep it around or I will drink it all up very quickly. At a bar, I order margaritas. I also like beer, but it's more like an appetizer.
I drink for fun, boredom at work, and to relieve stress. My job and family really cuts into my drinking time so I am always tryinta come up with elaborate schemes to disguise my drinking, which is what brought me here. Well, that and a recommendation from a drunkard friend.
Anyway the next round is on me. ¡Salud!
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Hello, I am roommate of Bur, probably some people here know him, and I got pretty much coerced into signing up here.
Anyway, I like drinking and I like stupid shit so maybe I'll fit in here. I'm currently studying IT though mostly I end up having beer instead of writing up assignments.
Here's to some good times *downs a shot of Bur's rum*
Anyway, I like drinking and I like stupid shit so maybe I'll fit in here. I'm currently studying IT though mostly I end up having beer instead of writing up assignments.
Here's to some good times *downs a shot of Bur's rum*
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Welcome sekrarange, you know the rules:
Post drunk
Post often
Post often drunk
Post drunk
Post often
Post often drunk
Drink!
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Hi ...do yuo know yuor the 2nd IT on heresekrarange wrote:Hello, I am roommate of Bur, probably some people here know him, and I got pretty much coerced into signing up here.
Anyway, I like drinking and I like stupid shit so maybe I'll fit in here. I'm currently studying IT though mostly I end up having beer instead of writing up assignments.
Here's to some good times *downs a shot of Bur's rum*
the other one loks like this..do yuo too
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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Welcome to the Drunkard
We've got driknk 'n' games
We got everything you mix
Honey, we know the drinks
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the vodka, honey
We got your disease
[CHORUS:]
In the drunkard
Welcome to the drunkard
Watch it bring you to your
dddddrinks
I wanna watch you drink
Welcome to the drunkard
We take it drink by drink
If you want it you're gonna drink
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy guy
That's very hard to please
You can taste the drunk lights
But you won't get them for free
In the drunkard
Welcome to the drunkard
Feel my, my, my alcohol
I, I wanna hear you drink
Welcome to the drunkard
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the drunkard where we drink
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll drink it eventually
You can drink anything you want
But you better not take it from me
[CHORUS]
And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!
You know where you are
You're in the drunkard baby
You're gonna drink
In the drunkard
Welcome to the drunkard
Watch it bring you to your
drinks, drinks
In the Drunkard
Welcome to the Drunkard
Feel my, my, my alcohol
In the drunkard
Welcome to the Drunkars
Watch it bring you into your
mix, mix
In the Drunkard
Welcome to the Drunkard
Watch it bring you to mixers
It' gonna drink you down-HA!
Welcome to the Drunkard
We've got driknk 'n' games
We got everything you mix
Honey, we know the drinks
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the vodka, honey
We got your disease
[CHORUS:]
In the drunkard
Welcome to the drunkard
Watch it bring you to your
dddddrinks
I wanna watch you drink
Welcome to the drunkard
We take it drink by drink
If you want it you're gonna drink
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy guy
That's very hard to please
You can taste the drunk lights
But you won't get them for free
In the drunkard
Welcome to the drunkard
Feel my, my, my alcohol
I, I wanna hear you drink
Welcome to the drunkard
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the drunkard where we drink
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll drink it eventually
You can drink anything you want
But you better not take it from me
[CHORUS]
And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!
You know where you are
You're in the drunkard baby
You're gonna drink
In the drunkard
Welcome to the drunkard
Watch it bring you to your
drinks, drinks
In the Drunkard
Welcome to the Drunkard
Feel my, my, my alcohol
In the drunkard
Welcome to the Drunkars
Watch it bring you into your
mix, mix
In the Drunkard
Welcome to the Drunkard
Watch it bring you to mixers
It' gonna drink you down-HA!
Welcome to the Drunkard
Drink!
- Dr Cyclops
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Hello All,
Dr Cyclops here, new to the board but not to Booze.
Dr Cyclops here, new to the board but not to Booze.
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WellcomeDr Cyclops wrote:Hello All,
Dr Cyclops here, new to the board but not to Booze.
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"