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steelreserve71 wrote:I love Steel Reserve.... love love love it!

I'm not your typical malt liquor drinker either, I'm female, a wife, a mother, a professional, a friend.

Steel Reserve rocks, who's with me? Cheers!
Is it 40 week already???

And I'll have a double Jamesons rocks.

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steelreserve71 wrote:I love Steel Reserve.... love love love it!

I'm not your typical malt liquor drinker either, I'm female, a wife, a mother, a professional, a friend.

Steel Reserve rocks, who's with me? Cheers!
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I am Savage. I drink to live. And, also some other stuff. My head is spinning. I think I need to lie down. I'll be alright in a while. I was told there would be ice cream and cake. True?
sorry. I haven't been myself since I lost fifty or sixty pounds. I think the fat used to absorb the alcohol.
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Hey yo....new here guys. this zine and forum are the fucking shit...only just found you guys a week or so ago. for the longest time i thought i was the only motherfucker who accepted functional alchoholism as the glorious bastard that it is. looking forward to contributing......NOSTROVIA, Benno.
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Welcome, new people whose names I've forgotten during the scroll. I accept Bourbon.

steved2112, you are still glorious. The end of your post so made me think of F. Sott's sig...
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"

23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste

21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there

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Well...I'm glad this American outlaw could find a place where people enjoy an entertaining and basic part of life...booze. I might be new here, but tonight I'm drinkin everclear and coke, usually its Jack n' coke but man this week has been crazy! I had to rebuild a deck, build a concrete walkway, and paint a building (or two) just to make ends meet... But ironically I wouldn't trade this shit for the world. There's something about working my hands to the fucking bone and then coming home and getting drunk that keeps me going. Call me insane but I can dig it! I'm sure there are a few people out there that know what I mean!!

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I totaly know what you mean...i love the feeling of finishing an absolute ball kicker of a days work and knowing it's done and you can start getting shitfaced...think i even prefer drinking after work to drinking on my days off. feel like i've earned that shit
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Welcome aboad. We shall all look forward to your posts and exploring new fellow Modern Drunkards' opinions, recipes and stories.

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Welcome, all you new guys.

CHEERS!
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Hey guys!,

Im typing from australia , I registered over a month ago and even sent a msg of face book to FKR, only to realise his account hasn't been updated since 2009 lol.

Anywho, names Ben, live on the south coast of NSW in australia and get hammered ever night after coming home from my stupid job as a travel agent, lately ove been hitting the JD PRETTY HARD, but as I type its 1214am saturday, have had a nice friday night of boozing and set myself a mini weekend bender challenge. So I have now polished off the JD bottle and an now hunkering down into a case (24x375ml) sorry, we only do metric in au case of 5.8% beer, I told myself I can pass out until rthe case has dissapeard, Into beer 6 after the 700ml of JD, Cant wait for that lovely feeling of complete inebriation! peaceout drunkards!

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Is Blackout Island in Australia as dangerous as the Australian mainland, what with all of your scary lethal critters? I hope not.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"

23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste

21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there

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Post by hello gin »

Hi I'm Matt. I like gin...beer, Bundaberg Rum, scotch...etc

I love getting extremely drunk

My aim is to Stay lucid for longer...people tell me I'm fine until I have to walk anywhere...then the alcohol floods every inch of my system and its all downhill (in a good way) from there.

I love getting smashed. I love smoking.

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I'm new to this board. I thought I better post something before I forget my user name and password.

Albert

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Albert wrote:I'm new to this board. I thought I better post something before I forget my user name and password.

Albert
hello. Hope you have fun
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hello gin wrote:Hi I'm Matt. I like gin...beer, Bundaberg Rum, scotch...etc

I love getting extremely drunk

My aim is to Stay lucid for longer...people tell me I'm fine until I have to walk anywhere...then the alcohol floods every inch of my system and its all downhill (in a good way) from there.

I love getting smashed. I love smoking.
hello hello gin. I like the cut of your jib
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