I am Savage. I drink to live. And, also some other stuff. My head is spinning. I think I need to lie down. I'll be alright in a while. I was told there would be ice cream and cake. True?
sorry. I haven't been myself since I lost fifty or sixty pounds. I think the fat used to absorb the alcohol.
Hey yo....new here guys. this zine and forum are the fucking shit...only just found you guys a week or so ago. for the longest time i thought i was the only motherfucker who accepted functional alchoholism as the glorious bastard that it is. looking forward to contributing......NOSTROVIA, Benno.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)." - Kinglsey Amis
Well...I'm glad this American outlaw could find a place where people enjoy an entertaining and basic part of life...booze. I might be new here, but tonight I'm drinkin everclear and coke, usually its Jack n' coke but man this week has been crazy! I had to rebuild a deck, build a concrete walkway, and paint a building (or two) just to make ends meet... But ironically I wouldn't trade this shit for the world. There's something about working my hands to the fucking bone and then coming home and getting drunk that keeps me going. Call me insane but I can dig it! I'm sure there are a few people out there that know what I mean!!
I totaly know what you mean...i love the feeling of finishing an absolute ball kicker of a days work and knowing it's done and you can start getting shitfaced...think i even prefer drinking after work to drinking on my days off. feel like i've earned that shit
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)." - Kinglsey Amis
Welcome aboad. We shall all look forward to your posts and exploring new fellow Modern Drunkards' opinions, recipes and stories.
Now that you have found your way to our little haven of enabling, why not show off your true colours to your friends, relatives and collegues with some essential Modern Drunkard merchandise? While your visiting the MDM shop, don't forget to pick up a subscription to the Modern Drunkard Magazine, so you can be the Drunkardist at the bar with a finger on the pulse of what's happening in the World of Drinks and Drinking!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
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Im typing from australia , I registered over a month ago and even sent a msg of face book to FKR, only to realise his account hasn't been updated since 2009 lol.
Anywho, names Ben, live on the south coast of NSW in australia and get hammered ever night after coming home from my stupid job as a travel agent, lately ove been hitting the JD PRETTY HARD, but as I type its 1214am saturday, have had a nice friday night of boozing and set myself a mini weekend bender challenge. So I have now polished off the JD bottle and an now hunkering down into a case (24x375ml) sorry, we only do metric in au case of 5.8% beer, I told myself I can pass out until rthe case has dissapeard, Into beer 6 after the 700ml of JD, Cant wait for that lovely feeling of complete inebriation! peaceout drunkards!
Hi I'm Matt. I like gin...beer, Bundaberg Rum, scotch...etc
I love getting extremely drunk
My aim is to Stay lucid for longer...people tell me I'm fine until I have to walk anywhere...then the alcohol floods every inch of my system and its all downhill (in a good way) from there.
hello gin wrote:Hi I'm Matt. I like gin...beer, Bundaberg Rum, scotch...etc
I love getting extremely drunk
My aim is to Stay lucid for longer...people tell me I'm fine until I have to walk anywhere...then the alcohol floods every inch of my system and its all downhill (in a good way) from there.
I love getting smashed. I love smoking.
hello hello gin. I like the cut of your jib
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
