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Ryan, welcome! We'll all have a jolly good time!
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I am a long time listener first time caller. Been lurking this board for years figured it was time to join in. I know new guy buys so grab one on me.

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DrunkerJunker wrote:I am a long time listener first time caller. Been lurking this board for years figured it was time to join in. I know new guy buys so grab one on me.
grab a seat DrunkJunker, come on in. I'll have a pail Maker's Mark, and another pail of Pabst. The big pail.
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then chuck the pail across the road..... splooosh
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Welcome, Drunker Junker.
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Wlecome aboard DJ!

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Post Often.

Post Drunk Often.


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Patchez wrote:...I'll have a bomber...
You'd fit right in with this mob, Patchez.
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Palinka wrote:You'd fit right in with this mob
"Deck him!" Did I get that right? Hilarious!
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After further watching P.`s link I`ll have an "afterbirth". Thanks and welcome.
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I gotta remember the titty song. Loved that.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Thanks everyone for the very warm and gracious welcome. I've not posted as much as I'd hoped -- nor have I drunk as much as I'd hoped (though I've drunk well enough I suppose). Looking forward to getting to know you all even a bit better.

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First post...thanks for having me. I'll sit with my back to the wall a bit and learn the cadence.

Qualifications:

Scotch - Single Malt
Whiskey - Single Barrel
Vodka - Erases my memory
Wine - Big Read Heavy Merlot
Beer - Texas Breweries unless it's St. Patrick's day


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Howdy Scoundrel!

What part of the world ya from?

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Yep I'll enter something into my profile soon. But I'm in Texas in the Dallas Ft. Worth area.

Thanks

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Cool! Another Texan on the board.

I live in a small town out side of Austin(Buda).


We got a saying here:

Post often

Post Drunk and....

er..

I'm too Drunk to remember the last one.

Cheers, Amigo!

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