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RyanOwens wrote:Good evening, fellow drunks. My name is Ryan and although I hail from New Brunswick, Canada, I live now in Ottawa. I look forward to speaking with and meeting you all.
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Post often.
Post drunk.
Post drunk often.

Cheers and welcome aboard.

I'll have a single malt, any islay will do.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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oettinger wrote:Welcome to the board Jordo!

Remember: Post often, post drunk, post drunk often.

New one buys around here. Skip the beers for me though, say, do you have any vodka left?
If I have vodka around me, it is imbibed and metabolized immediately. So, alas, no.

That said, I always get the first round or two of drinks when joining comrades, so if the opportunity arises, double stoli's, straight, on me, guys! :-D
Enjoy it. Destroy it.

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Ryan, welcome! We'll all have a jolly good time!
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I am a long time listener first time caller. Been lurking this board for years figured it was time to join in. I know new guy buys so grab one on me.

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DrunkerJunker wrote:I am a long time listener first time caller. Been lurking this board for years figured it was time to join in. I know new guy buys so grab one on me.
grab a seat DrunkJunker, come on in. I'll have a pail Maker's Mark, and another pail of Pabst. The big pail.
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then chuck the pail across the road..... splooosh
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Welcome, Drunker Junker.
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Wlecome aboard DJ!

Post Drunk.

Post Often.

Post Drunk Often.


I'll have a bomber of something craft and a Laugavulin16 in a boiler maker.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

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Patchez wrote:...I'll have a bomber...
You'd fit right in with this mob, Patchez.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Palinka wrote:You'd fit right in with this mob
"Deck him!" Did I get that right? Hilarious!
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After further watching P.`s link I`ll have an "afterbirth". Thanks and welcome.
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I gotta remember the titty song. Loved that.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Thanks everyone for the very warm and gracious welcome. I've not posted as much as I'd hoped -- nor have I drunk as much as I'd hoped (though I've drunk well enough I suppose). Looking forward to getting to know you all even a bit better.

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First post...thanks for having me. I'll sit with my back to the wall a bit and learn the cadence.

Qualifications:

Scotch - Single Malt
Whiskey - Single Barrel
Vodka - Erases my memory
Wine - Big Read Heavy Merlot
Beer - Texas Breweries unless it's St. Patrick's day


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