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Don't talk to Screwball, Scoundrel. He's a filthy hippie.

But he gives good hugs. :-)
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But mahdarlin...he was the first to welcome me here...we've bonded already....and he's from the great state of Texas...

I'll keep a close eye on him though based on your input..

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Another Texan Scoundrel is fine by me. Please go out of your way to make life Hell for any immigrating Californians that have left the State they destroyed to seek further plunder. These parasites deserve no respect.
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Don't listen to NYD. She is crazier than a tick on a rabid coondawg's ass.

(but a sweet person once ya know her and a Hoot to get Drunk with)

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Nice to meet you all. My name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Nice to meet you all. My name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.
Ya know, those of us who are going to stick around here for more than a few hundred posts---


have taken the time to look around in the back stacks and been amazed at

at how much we all fucking love this here DRINK!

*ahem* I mean, at how strong a Tribe such as this is, and has been.


Yup, this place has a foundation of history built upon the broken backs of MADD, of AA, and of all who stand before the tall ship, and our cannons blast empty bottles at them.

Or, is it "Canon" ?


Well met, BeerMakesMeSmart. Well met, indeed.

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Welcome aboard there Scoundrel. Drink up and be somebody!*









*Statement stolen from peetie44
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Hi, I'm TH..
Drinks on me tonight (this morning!).
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Welcome back TH! how has the Mitten been? RA got me on a facebook beer group made of mostly of Midwestern types. I have been exchanging beers with them from time to time. Really good crafts stuff out that way. Though they do call a Two Hearted a Tony Romo. I've had Right Brain and some Dark Horse stuff that was just outstanding.
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Welcome aboard all! Let's enjoy a toast and toss one back on me.
Cheers!
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Patchez wrote:Welcome back TH! how has the Mitten been? RA got me on a facebook beer group made of mostly of Midwestern types. I have been exchanging beers with them from time to time. Really good crafts stuff out that way. Though they do call a Two Hearted a Tony Romo. I've had Right Brain and some Dark Horse stuff that was just outstanding.
Mitten is not my stomping grounds, dear Patchez....
Ummm, I call it a two hearted because I drink it on the two hearted river....
and catch fish.

where the hell is Smatter when you need him?!
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givemesomepils wrote:been reading the magazine for a while, so i just said fuck it why not join this shit and talk to people who have an appreciation for alcohol and getting fucked up in general. idk maybe its the knock off absente that inspired me to join. anyway,may the god of alcohol show mercy let us all get shitfaced

Hello givemesomepils....err pills , err booze.

welcome
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shit.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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It's always the same, but different each time.

Thing is, the bar will always be open here.

Even if you like a dark stout, a black rum, or a smoky corner, back behind the pool tables.

Even keel, non keel-hauling. We are united against them Drys.

DRINK!


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I envy all you outdoorsmen. Used to read those mags when growing up living in the big city. Never got into it to develop any skills but toured about with a back pack, bed roll and tent. Always dependent on the supply grid yet had a number of exposures to living in the wild hunting and gathering for survival. It was fun because I was young and full of muscle and juice. Today I would be toast if forced to fend for myself.
Good nite all ...
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