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They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
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givemesomepils wrote:They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
Meh, yawning over past days of glory is pointless, it is better to find new heights I find.

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givemesomepils wrote:They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
I thought you were dead. Congratulations on your new found burst of life
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givemesomepils wrote:They call me gmsp Im back Im back teats right the call me gmsp Im back. (Eminem song reference) anyway hopefully ill be back on again like I was.
Wow, dude I've been wondering about you. I thought you self destructed having DT's. Glad you are back. Hope you enjoy your drinking!
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I'm new. Been meaning to register for a bit now. Generally, six Rolling Rocks after work keep me sane. Never less than six, though sometimes with a glass of Cabernet between the third and fourth, and one more glass after the sixth.

I'm not always sad when I'm undrunk, but I'm definitely never sad when I'm drinking.

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Welcome to the boards.

As the old saying goes: "Post drunk, post often. Post drunk often." And by tradition, the newcomer buys the board a round of drinks. I'll have 12 oz. of Bulleit Rye served in an erlenmeyer flask with a chip of dry ice, please.
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Indeed. Welcome here Mack.

I'll have whatever you're having, but a double. That way, it looks like four.

and the floor.

Cheers mate

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Not new but is has been many years.
I used to converse a lot with Sargent, Tink, Grouchy, and Palinka.
This was like 2003-06. Since then I have had 3 kids and had to take some time off from the island.
Just wanted to check in.

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Indeed, check in more often. Make 122 posts and folks will buy YOU a drink!

All I have is this cheap beer and black rum, but you're quite welcome to chug for free.

amen

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Always good to see original drunks returning.

And reminding me again why to have no children.

Thank you and cheers.


Btw UncleBlacklung: What does it feel like beeing greeted by some strangers that are apparently the new old guys?
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Post by Lush City »

oettinger wrote:Always good to see original drunks returning.

And reminding me again why to have no children.

Thank you and cheers.


Btw UncleBlacklung: What does it feel like beeing greeted by some strangers that are apparently the new old guys?
This thread is for newcomers. Quit polluting this thread with your sick commentaries so they will think this is a great club to belong. There are more advanced threads where you can let it all hang out. Don't take this as a personal affront. Just trying to make a point.
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I just want to welcome all of you to America. I simply hope you have gone through all the appropriate steps so that you are here legally.
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.

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I banged your mom
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Damn. I was saving her for myself

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Gin and tonic sounds about right after I finish this pan of coffee.

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