Thanks but it doesn't work. I'll try again when I'm fucking undrunk. the avatar thingy is fucked to it keeps giving masagges about size. I know size matters but wtf?oettinger wrote:Upload the pic onto Photobucket or some other hoster, then you`ll get a direct link button that you can copy n paste into the Img tool on this page.DivaBitch wrote:Hey, how come I can't post any pics? Most of the time I'll be drunk posting so fuck off if I mispell something.
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"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"



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I'm working towards it every nightLush City wrote:Don't satisfy yourself with a medium drinker attitude. There are some great frontiers you have yet to explore by getting totally blitzed like never before. Give it a try and we will be here for you.Squire Cockburn wrote:Hi, I'm Arron. Drunken Anglo introduce me to the forum. I'm a medium drinker from the the Black Country in the English West Midlands.
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Just had a shot of Cut Spike whiskey to get the night started...
Squire, a good welcome to ye.
And now to fulfill my newcomer duties and to set the bar all the higher for our lowly squire, we'll have him leaping and creeping yet.
Dear Booze:


Patchez:

Badfellow:

86 on the mermaids, fuckin' health regs.
Lush City:

Squire, a good welcome to ye.
And now to fulfill my newcomer duties and to set the bar all the higher for our lowly squire, we'll have him leaping and creeping yet.
Dear Booze:

Patchez:

Badfellow:

86 on the mermaids, fuckin' health regs.
Lush City:

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Thank you. You are a good man and I'm glad to drink with you. Cheers!JoyOfDrinking wrote:Just had a shot of Cut Spike whiskey to get the night started...
Squire, a good welcome to ye.
And now to fulfill my newcomer duties and to set the bar all the higher for our lowly squire, we'll have him leaping and creeping yet.
Dear Booze:
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.
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Wow and welcome!!! Such a lovely montage of beverages! They all look delectable and thank you for sharing! I would love some of that ginger ale (Canada Dry is the best, no question) and citrus with some vodka and perhaps some of Deer Booze's hair dryer blown nachos...if it's no trouble...JoyOfDrinking wrote:Just had a shot of Cut Spike whiskey to get the night started...
Squire, a good welcome to ye.
And now to fulfill my newcomer duties and to set the bar all the higher for our lowly squire, we'll have him leaping and creeping yet.
Dear Booze:
Patchez:
Badfellow:
86 on the mermaids, fuckin' health regs.
Lush City:
Okole maluna!


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Having some now. They are delicious. Thank you very much.Artful Detective wrote:... and perhaps some of Deer Booze's hair dryer blown nachos...if it's no trouble...[/color]
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Thank you for sharing the nachos. :D Stoked to see you prefer Velveeta. It does justice for the best grilled cheese sammies as well. Gotta love 'Murrica and it's processed cheese namesake!Dear Booze wrote:Having some now. They are delicious. Thank you very much.Artful Detective wrote:... and perhaps some of Deer Booze's hair dryer blown nachos...if it's no trouble...[/color]
Okole maluna!


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For GraveyardShiftChuck, your John Lee Hooker Deluxe:






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Your drink, sir.Dear Booze wrote:I'd like a Rum & Coke. Thanks.

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Damn you folks, I almost broke my screen trying to grab some of those
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And your drink, old son.Badfellow wrote:I'll have a Pimm's Cup with a splash of rye, if you please.

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Here's the rye. It didn't appear on the last reply for some reason.Badfellow wrote:I'll have a Pimm's Cup with a splash of rye, if you please.

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Welcome to the resort, bub!
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.


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Exactly what I need to fight this hangover. Its relentless, like shit on my shoe.Squire Cockburn wrote:Your drink, sir.Dear Booze wrote:I'd like a Rum & Coke. Thanks.
Thank you Squire.
Cheers!
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.
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Top man, Squire.
And a warm MDF welcome to you, Diva. Just so you know, being a woman (and a pretty one at that, judging by the photos) doesn't excuse you from the "new guy buys" policy; we're all about the equality thing here in this regard. I'll have another John Lee Hooker Deluxe, please.
And a warm MDF welcome to you, Diva. Just so you know, being a woman (and a pretty one at that, judging by the photos) doesn't excuse you from the "new guy buys" policy; we're all about the equality thing here in this regard. I'll have another John Lee Hooker Deluxe, please.
May you all be hung, drawn and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.