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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:31 pm

Heck, I'd try that out

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Post by emperorawesome » Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:01 am

Got locked out of my old account due to my being a bum and not logging in for literally years. I lost my post count, that's a bummer, but just to avoid confusion, since I feel like it's a tricky mental leap to make: my name is emperorawesome rather than emperor awesome now. I'll post more consistently, I can assure you.

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Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:07 am

emperorawesome wrote:Got locked out of my old account due to my being a bum and not logging in for literally years. I lost my post count, that's a bummer, but just to avoid confusion, since I feel like it's a tricky mental leap to make: my name is emperorawesome rather than emperor awesome now. I'll post more consistently, I can assure you.
Welcome back.
I will surely read your lenghty comeback post in Drinking Stories when I got the time for it!
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by Emperor Awesome » Fri Mar 18, 2016 1:45 pm

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Got the account sorted out now.

I'd hate to ruin your link.
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Post by peetie44 » Sun Mar 20, 2016 3:17 pm

Wingman wrote:hello, my name is Wingman....
Thought you got banned for lack of drinking and living in the ATL?
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Post by peetie44 » Sun Mar 20, 2016 3:18 pm

Emperor Awesome wrote:Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Got the account sorted out now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI
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Post by Emperor Awesome » Sun Mar 20, 2016 8:00 pm

Hahahahahahaha thank you peetie, I couldn't imagine a better welcome.
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Post by EthelredtheUnsteady » Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:07 am

There's a play called "Eighteen Centuries in Drink" by Bill Prothero where chummy scumbag Dick Bedscodge is corrupting the innocent boy Tum into seducing a local tart by plying her with drink instead of poetry...which of course works. You then meet the inveterate drunkard Tum after a few years, drinking in a pub with Dick and notable swindler Taf Reknaw. Tum has become a man - a man he was never supposed to be. He swapped his stupid poetry with the manly lifestyle choice of drinking, he won the girl of his dreams and his drinking buddies sing a shanty in his honour. The moral of the story is...drinking is good for you.

I'm still at work and that killed a few minutes. Thank you Forum.

I'm off to the pub in 15.

EtU.

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Post by Lush City » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:27 am

Welcome ETU! You must be related to Woody Allen from what I gathered by your opening screed.
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Post by RadioDrinkingGame » Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:58 am

Hello, boys

The game is called Radio Drinking Game. The rule book can be found at http://www.WhyAmISuchADouchebag?com but essentially what you do is: get together with some friends; and reach to your neighbor on the left side. The other guy on your right side will reach to your man parts.

The game can be played with pen and paper but we recently launched a free phone app. If this game sounds fun to you, please check it out.

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Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:09 am

RadioDrinkingGame wrote:Hello, boys and girls.

I stumbled across your glorious community this morning and thought it the perfect place to let people know of a drinking game I created. If you don't appreciate a good drinking game here, where will anyone do so?

The game is called Radio Drinking Game. The rule book can be found at http://www.WhyAmISuchADouchebag?com but essentially what you do is: get together with some friends; choose a radio station you're all familiar with; draft songs you think will play on that station. When one of your songs plays you get points and have other players finish their beer before the song ends. If they do, they get a point. If not, they go to Purgatory. Most points at the end of the game wins.

The game can be played with pen and paper but we recently launched a free phone app. If this game sounds fun to you, please check it out.

Draft Songs. Drink Beer. Avoid Purgatory.
New to the board? Then outroduce yourself here, well done.

Jeez are bots becoming more and more stupid these days???
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:23 pm

If you need a game to get interested in drinking you came to the wrong chat boards.
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Post by Dear Booze » Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:30 pm

RadioDrinkingGame wrote:Hello, boys and girls.

I stumbled across your glorious community this morning and thought it the perfect place to let people know of a drinking game I created. If you don't appreciate a good drinking game here, where will anyone do so?

The game is called Radio Drinking Game. The rule book can be found at http://www.WhyAmISuchADouchebag?com but essentially what you do is: get together with some friends; choose a radio station you're all familiar with; draft songs you think will play on that station. When one of your songs plays you get points and have other players finish their beer before the song ends. If they do, they get a point. If not, they go to Purgatory. Most points at the end of the game wins.

The game can be played with pen and paper but we recently launched a free phone app. If this game sounds fun to you, please check it out.

Draft Songs. Drink Beer. Avoid Purgatory.

Hello there. I just stumbled upon your post and thought it would be the perfect time to tell you about a game. It's called Go Fuck Yourself.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:25 pm

Got it. On this.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Lush City » Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:52 pm

RadioDrinkingGame wrote:Hello, boys

The game is called Radio Drinking Game. The rule book can be found at http://www.WhyAmISuchADouchebag?com but essentially what you do is: get together with some friends; and reach to your neighbor on the left side. The other guy on your right side will reach to your man parts.

The game can be played with pen and paper but we recently launched a free phone app. If this game sounds fun to you, please check it out.
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